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[Marin3 Muscl3]

That's just like regular scrubs except Jordan is like 50x hotter.

That's the beggining of a porno clip lol

 

[Venetiad]

Definately true...

I like the input of the angry face. Something got you bothered by our activities?

 

[JonathanM]

Jordan is like 50x hotter.

Wow no.

 

[Mudkip94]

Wow no.

I think he means Tori Black is 50x hotter than Christa Miller.

 

[ehtefaz.hedayet]

vagina

 

[badquinton304]

Look for SFW porn.

 

[luv2luvurmama]

ahh hell the fuck noo i know you all aint tryin to talk some shit, i couldnt give a shit.
wait a sec, ahh i see soo, the screwed up nigga fairy decided to pay a visit again, well here iam motherfucker, at your service.

see here, i don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Now listen you got a problem nigga? well nigga if you got a problem ill solve it, so dont make me come over there and squeeze your balls so hard until they explode, but there wont be much of an explosion coz ur balls are extremely tiny hahahaha big boy mother fucker has small balls hahahahahaha you insufferable piece of shit!!!

Nigga you think ur soo hard that i can see through your hard chocolate outside but on the inside you nothing but soft no good caramel roasted peanuts, yea go eat urself up you good for nothing motherfucker piece of shit, i aint taking your pathetic bullshit, not my fault your teeth are brighter then black ass nigga body, and dont get me wrong nigga, im not being rude, i just see that your insignificant, my left foot going up your ass if you dont shut the fuck up...you nigga fairy son of a bitch...

oh and im not being mean to you either...you're just a sissy. hahaha loser

Now may the feas of a thousand camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.

take that you unhygenic bitch!





your a wordy little bastard arent ya? go play with your action figure or dolls, you little fucka, leave me a comment till you finally reach puberty, till ur dinga-ling exceeds 2 inches, you nerdy lil piece of shit.

now shut the fuck up...NERD!!!





I desire to assassinate you in your sleep

Well, you obviously dont have anything cool in your life going on, you've finished ur HSC in 2006, WTF r u still doing here?
You can't spell for crap, nothing you say makes sense, you are a completely useless pile of hog, worm and penis infested compost. You stay at home, and shove frozen sausages up and down your ass. You like choclate and strawberry flavoured penises. You wait for your dad to sleep and suck his dick. I fuck your mum every morning for breakfast. Your penis, is in the shape of a rubix cube, your brain operates like a mentally retarded homeless bum. you will become homeless, if ur already arent, and will continue to sick dick for the rest of your life.

 

[skyline]

Well, you obviously dont have anything cool in your life going on, you've finished ur HSC in 2006, WTF r u still doing here?
You can't spell for crap, nothing you say makes sense, you are a completely useless pile of hog, worm and penis infested compost. You stay at home, and shove frozen sausages up and down your ass. You like choclate and strawberry flavoured penises. You wait for your dad to sleep and suck his dick. I fuck your mum every morning for breakfast. Your penis, is in the shape of a rubix cube, your brain operates like a mentally retarded homeless bum. you will become homeless, if ur already arent, and will continue to sick dick for the rest of your life.

shutup! you dont have any right to talk now

what have you done with your life human since then? what have you done?

Your post displays epic failure, and you could never score with my mum, you couldnt score with anyone, nigga i doubt you ever had pussy before, you sad insufferable piece of shit, your the one who aint making any sense, bringing up someones dad/mum up as a way to get to someone isnt going to get anywhere, infact it tells me your a pathetic sad ass, and you cant think of a better comeback to say then this, i know little kids that have derived much better comebacks then you, and if you ask me your nothing more then an insiginificant joke.

Here, allow me to demonstrate how to use a useful comeback to make you cry like the bitch you are!

ok well lets assume you get pussy, she wasnt satisfied with what you were giving her, so she told me that every time you...climaxed...you'd drop down on your knees, if you weren't already on them already, and...weep. Like a, like a little girl.

cmon nigga, you suppose to be the man, she gotta do what you do, man if i wana fuck, ill be like bitch smell my nuts, and if she dont do that shit you smack her in the face with your dingaling! You the man, you suppose to be stronger, not weeping like a little girl, you stick that pin in her mouth, and make her swallow that gravy..you lil bitch yo! hahahaah.

nigga you needa understand, a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

hows that nigga? you think your trying to talk some shit, try some of of my shit, my shit smooth nigga!

and yes retart i cant freaking spell!!! Well look whos challenging me, i cant spell now? is that so??? Now looky here down below...

"if ur already arent, and will continue to sick dick for the rest of your life".[/quote]

I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now...good for you nigga....good for you!!!


you are a dumbass, you just made yourself look like a douche bag, last thing you need on your mind is to attend a spelling bee with little kids, because your mentality weighs down to that.

and before you start calling me a bum, wtf you doing here then? There are people who use this shit site from HSC way back as far as 1997 or so, so before you tell me what im doing here, you go ahead and ask them, you little coward!

yeah nigga i stay home alright, I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

oh and the way you talk, sounds like you havent dropped your balls yet, your dick must be < 2 inches yet you talk like you already think your dick is big, man if you think your dick is big enough to fuck with anyone you please, then your wrong! and if you think your dick is slimier then mine, your wrong to nigga! i got that smooth shit then i use it to screw with your mama everynight, and the sex...was a joke, according to the stories i heard, and i got it this from a reliable source, coz i fucked this person everynight!

Oh you dont believe me, well how about i whip my shit out, and you whip out yours? i whip out my shit any time, any place motherfucker!

you better believe that...you better believe that motherfucker!

now if I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.

listen here nigga, i know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.

you need to understand you lame ass, it's not what you say, it's the thought behind it that counts, and I know there's never any thought behind anything you say.

im gunna miss you yo, you always be one of my best bitches...

oh and just to let ya know, my dick is bigger then yours....you little pussy!

sorry nigga, but the macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

sorry nigga, i'd insult you some more, but you're not bright enough to notice.

ya little pussy!

 

[Mudkip94]

To skyline:

Your mother is a whore and the daughter of a whore. Your father was likely her brother, but could have been any of her cousins. I'd have a second deliver a card on a silver platter, but your kind generally wouldn't understand it, and doesn't deserve much more than a dog-whipping anyway. You havn't got a clue. You couldn't get a clue if you smeared yourself with clue musk and danced the clue mating dance in a field full of horny clues in clue mating season. Your eyebrows meet in the middle, your forehead slopes, your pet gerbil wants you dead. Your mother would dress you funny if she could afford clothes. You're the primary reason bigots hate your ethnic group. You were obviously not toilet-trained correctly, which explains the stains on the floor of your cardboard box. Your webbed feet go well with the pointy forehead. Your manners are hideous, your brain minute, and your body odor could fell an ox.You would fit in on a short bus to a convention of Fundies.

You are a living, breathing poster-child for birth-control and abortion.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh, food and air. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless,illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, abrasive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Go pee in an electrical outlet.

 

[skyline]

To skyline:

Your mother is a whore and the daughter of a whore. Your father was likely her brother, but could have been any of her cousins. I'd have a second deliver a card on a silver platter, but your kind generally wouldn't understand it, and doesn't deserve much more than a dog-whipping anyway. You havn't got a clue. You couldn't get a clue if you smeared yourself with clue musk and danced the clue mating dance in a field full of horny clues in clue mating season. Your eyebrows meet in the middle, your forehead slopes, your pet gerbil wants you dead. Your mother would dress you funny if she could afford clothes. You're the primary reason bigots hate your ethnic group. You were obviously not toilet-trained correctly, which explains the stains on the floor of your cardboard box. Your webbed feet go well with the pointy forehead. Your manners are hideous, your brain minute, and your body odor could fell an ox.You would fit in on a short bus to a convention of Fundies.

You are a living, breathing poster-child for birth-control and abortion.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh, food and air. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless,illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, abrasive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Go pee in an electrical outlet.

whoa wats all this shit?

daymnnn nigga you sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

hmmmm...your a wordy little bastard arent you?

Ahhh... ofcourse i see the screw-up fairy has visited us again, how you been nigga? i wasnt expecting you to join our orgey, i mean..meeting, sorry didnt wana get your hopes up, u lil poof poof hahaha

man you sure talk shit, but i bet your sitting there now...lonely, with the door closed behind you, all locked up, sweating and feeling anxious, you wanna jerk it off, but your afraid, your afraid of looking at your dingaling again, coz its soo tiny, your probably a nerdy lil shit, scrony lil asshole with glasses sitting on your desk with your glass of milk, you cant wipe your own ass, so your mommy does it for you, she reads you the three little pigs before you sleep, and when you try to masterbate and think about women, your dingaling is in pain nigga, you begin to weep, like a lilttle girl, you been lonely your whole life, you could never get that most wanted pussy, coz all the girls think you are your own pussy...i feel bad for you nigga,i really dont give a shit hahaha

(ohh hell no, wtf am i doing replying to this shit?)

wtf was all that? where did you pull all that from? your mamas ass, oh hell the fuck no, you are another lame lil pussy, you think you can talk big to me, words like that nigga show me your a defensive lil pussy, you wana sound like u can talk big, and ask me if i can give a shit, ill type the way i like bitch, i dont have to use proper spelling here, this isnt school NERD!!!

Nigga you want big, i got big, man ask me if i give a shit, i couldnt be fuked reading your bullshit, how long did that take you, 3 hours??? loll Did you really think all the bullshit was going to make me drop to my knees and weep like lil girl you stupid bitch?

it will take more then your bullshit to cut me up, nigga, you cant put that shit right back where you got it from, you sad ass lil pussy

hey get this yo, im skyline motherfucker! and you better believe it, im the real shit! And my shit is smooth nigga All your bullshit you said, i couldnt care, say all you want if its going to make you feel any better, you just trying to sound big coz ur dingaling is too small! you little cucumbar hahahaha!!!

lil pussy & NERD!!! go spank a dolphin, play with your dolls/action figures, do something, dont waste your time typing shit to me nigga, i appreciate your thoughts and condolences for me, i know you were hoping to join and get an orjey, but im sorry, theres too many bitches waiting out my door step, waiting for me to flop my shit out, maybe someday you will learn, someday you will have a penis nigga, someday...

now where did you learn how to talk so big, did your teacher type that for you? you sad ass piece of shit, nigga reply next time when your dingaling exceeds 2inches, you know, when you reach puberty, who said you were invited, you werent given no invitation.

nigga, i have more style in my fist then you do in your whole body haha

ahaha, shit i know ya all aint want me to pull out my genitalia, id emberass your ass to the point you aint wana see your own dick again! HAH

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying, so sorry nigga.

yet i can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

nigga you are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Run along now.

oh and looky here now, the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. Just means your a bullshit artist hahaha, ya all fulla shit nigga!

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.


go play with your pokeballs u lil NERD pokemon motherfuker, go fuk em all!

ya lil pussy

 

[Mudkip94]

whoa wats all this shit?

daymnnn nigga you sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

hmmmm...your a wordy little bastard arent you?

Ahhh... ofcourse i see the screw-up fairy has visited us again, how you been nigga? i wasnt expecting you to join our orgey, i mean..meeting, sorry didnt wana get your hopes up, u lil poof poof hahaha

man you sure talk shit, but i bet your sitting there now...lonely, with the door closed behind you, all locked up, sweating and feeling anxious, you wanna jerk it off, but your afraid, your afraid of looking at your dingaling again, coz its soo tiny, your probably a nerdy lil shit, scrony lil asshole with glasses sitting on your desk with your glass of milk, you cant wipe your own ass, so your mommy does it for you, she reads you the three little pigs before you sleep, and when you try to masterbate and think about women, your dingaling is in pain nigga, you begin to weep, like a lilttle girl, you been lonely your whole life, you could never get that most wanted pussy, coz all the girls think you are your own pussy...i feel bad for you nigga,i really dont give a shit hahaha

(ohh hell no, wtf am i doing replying to this shit?)

wtf was all that? where did you pull all that from? your mamas ass, oh hell the fuck no, you are another lame lil pussy, you think you can talk big to me, words like that nigga show me your a defensive lil pussy, you wana sound like u can talk big, and ask me if i can give a shit, ill type the way i like bitch, i dont have to use proper spelling here, this isnt school NERD!!!

Nigga you want big, i got big, man ask me if i give a shit, i couldnt be fuked reading your bullshit, how long did that take you, 3 hours??? loll Did you really think all the bullshit was going to make me drop to my knees and weep like lil girl you stupid bitch?

it will take more then your bullshit to cut me up, nigga, you cant put that shit right back where you got it from, you sad ass lil pussy

hey get this yo, im skyline motherfucker! and you better believe it, im the real shit! And my shit is smooth nigga All your bullshit you said, i couldnt care, say all you want if its going to make you feel any better, you just trying to sound big coz ur dingaling is too small! you little cucumbar hahahaha!!!

lil pussy & NERD!!! go spank a dolphin, play with your dolls/action figures, do something, dont waste your time typing shit to me nigga, i appreciate your thoughts and condolences for me, i know you were hoping to join and get an orjey, but im sorry, theres too many bitches waiting out my door step, waiting for me to flop my shit out, maybe someday you will learn, someday you will have a penis nigga, someday...

now where did you learn how to talk so big, did your teacher type that for you? you sad ass piece of shit, nigga reply next time when your dingaling exceeds 2inches, you know, when you reach puberty, who said you were invited, you werent given no invitation.

nigga, i have more style in my fist then you do in your whole body haha

ahaha, shit i know ya all aint want me to pull out my genitalia, id emberass your ass to the point you aint wana see your own dick again! HAH

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying, so sorry nigga.

yet i can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

nigga you are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Run along now.

oh and looky here now, the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. Just means your a bullshit artist hahaha, ya all fulla shit nigga!

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.


go play with your pokeballs u lil NERD pokemon motherfuker, go fuk em all!

ya lil pussy

tl;dr

 

[Jeee]

Males can be so immature.

 

[Mudkip94]

Look for SFW porn.

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[Lukybear]

Males can be so immature.

Rather be immature than bitchy!!



na jks jks. The above posts in no way represent our gender.

 

[kaz1]

lol at the epic troll fight.

 

[ehtefaz.hedayet]

lol at the epic troll fight.

+1

 

[kaz1]

To skyline:

Your mother is a whore and the daughter of a whore. Your father was likely her brother, but could have been any of her cousins. I'd have a second deliver a card on a silver platter, but your kind generally wouldn't understand it, and doesn't deserve much more than a dog-whipping anyway. You havn't got a clue. You couldn't get a clue if you smeared yourself with clue musk and danced the clue mating dance in a field full of horny clues in clue mating season. Your eyebrows meet in the middle, your forehead slopes, your pet gerbil wants you dead. Your mother would dress you funny if she could afford clothes. You're the primary reason bigots hate your ethnic group. You were obviously not toilet-trained correctly, which explains the stains on the floor of your cardboard box. Your webbed feet go well with the pointy forehead. Your manners are hideous, your brain minute, and your body odor could fell an ox.You would fit in on a short bus to a convention of Fundies.

You are a living, breathing poster-child for birth-control and abortion.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh, food and air. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless,illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, abrasive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Go pee in an electrical outlet.

lol quoting from hamlet.

 

[Guesss]

Rather be immature than bitchy!!



na jks jks. The above posts in no way represent our gender.

ohh Thank GOD!

lol!

 

[Guesss]

shutup! you dont have any right to talk now

what have you done with your life human since then? what have you done?

Your post displays epic failure, and you could never score with my mum, you couldnt score with anyone, nigga i doubt you ever had pussy before, you sad insufferable piece of shit, your the one who aint making any sense, bringing up someones dad/mum up as a way to get to someone isnt going to get anywhere, infact it tells me your a pathetic sad ass, and you cant think of a better comeback to say then this, i know little kids that have derived much better comebacks then you, and if you ask me your nothing more then an insiginificant joke.

Here, allow me to demonstrate how to use a useful comeback to make you cry like the bitch you are!

ok well lets assume you get pussy, she wasnt satisfied with what you were giving her, so she told me that every time you...climaxed...you'd drop down on your knees, if you weren't already on them already, and...weep. Like a, like a little girl.

cmon nigga, you suppose to be the man, she gotta do what you do, man if i wana fuck, ill be like bitch smell my nuts, and if she dont do that shit you smack her in the face with your dingaling! You the man, you suppose to be stronger, not weeping like a little girl, you stick that pin in her mouth, and make her swallow that gravy..you lil bitch yo! hahahaah.

nigga you needa understand, a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

hows that nigga? you think your trying to talk some shit, try some of of my shit, my shit smooth nigga!

and yes retart i cant freaking spell!!! Well look whos challenging me, i cant spell now? is that so??? Now looky here down below...

"if ur already arent, and will continue to sick dick for the rest of your life".

cbf including the rest of the post

k. LOL! hehe Skyline!

 

[bio_nut]

Oh shut up everyone.

Porn is awesome.

The end.