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[lpodnano]

wait, you fucked a slut?
And you were a virgin?
You're fucked.

Not for some people on here...

Blow job.

You have two choices:
1. You're fucked. You will dump her and never be friends again.
2. Marry her and be best fuck buddies until you're 40, then have a mid-life crisis and kill yourself.

Pick wisely.

lol.

 

[Hermes1]

Wait, you fucked a slut?
And you were a virgin?
You're fucked.

Not for some people on here...

Blow job.

You have two choices:
1. You're fucked. You will dump her and never be friends again.
2. Marry her and be best fuck buddies until you're 40, then have a mid-life crisis and kill yourself.

Pick wisely.

i wuld go with option 2

 

[aznboystar]

Dude, unless you end up getting employment in the same location your friendship is going to slip.

I guess so.

i dont get it do you like another girl or sumfin?
bcuz this friend of urs will get another boyfriend if u dont go along with this relationship and shell will be going out with him all the time while u sit at home wondering how it all slipped away......

I guess so.

Wait, you fucked a slut?
And you were a virgin?

Blow job.

No and no.
Oral sex? Yes.

I don't know anymore. I think I'm just going to ignore her and block her out until she gets over me.

 

[Riproot]

No and no.

Oral sex? Yes.

I don't know anymore. I think I'm just going to ignore her and block her out until she gets over me.

So you didn't have sex, and you aren't a virgin?

Nice.

You will lose her as a friend.

 

[aznboystar]

Yeh I know I screwed up. Ok, thanks everyone. I think it's time for me to go solo on this one. I just hope it's not too late.

 

[Arcorn]

Lol either way you've lost her as a friend. At least try the relationship, you might end up spending the rest of your life with her.

 

[aznboystar]

Nobody said friendships and relationships was easy but I never knew it'd be this hard.

 

[Dr_Fresh]

 

[lpodnano]

Lol either way you've lost her as a friend. At least try the relationship, you might end up spending the rest of your life with her.

True that.

 

[M3H]

Lol either way you've lost her as a friend. At least try the relationship, you might end up spending the rest of your life with her.

yeh u rite bro

 

[michaeljennings]

lol i dont understand if you wanna avoid her why did you accept the blowjob? Cos now its obviously gonna be awkward and shes gonna think you just used her for a blowjob.

 

[Hermes1]

I guess so.

I guess so.


No and no.
Oral sex? Yes.

I don't know anymore. I think I'm just going to ignore her and block her out until she gets over me.

You lucky bastard

 

[aznboystar]

You lucky bastard

I don't feel too lucky though.

lol i dont understand if you wanna avoid her why did you accept the blowjob? Cos now its obviously gonna be awkward and shes gonna think you just used her for a blowjob.

LOL. Its not like she asked me if I wanted it. She just sorta forced herself upon me.

 

[Hermes1]

I don't feel too lucky though.


LOL. Its not like she asked me if I wanted it. She just sorta forced herself upon me.

dude its not like she overpowered u. in her eyes u accepted it willfully (mind u i dont blame u) but still if u dont continue the relationship, shell think u took advantage of her.

 

[michaeljennings]

She just sorta forced herself upon me.

HAHAHA dominatrix eh?

But yeah in all seriousness you messed up big time because now you either gotta date her or shes gonna hate your guts. Your choice hot shot.

 

[Omnipotence]

hahaha OP basically got raped.

 

[Riproot]

Lol either way you've lost her as a friend. At least try the relationship, you might end up spending the rest of your life with her.

Best advice in this thread.
Honestly, you must have some attraction to her if you did the stuff you did (What exactly did you do?) and if you think she's your best friend and shit that's what a married couple usually are, best friends that fuck.

 

[Hermes1]

Dude i am really not seeing why u r are being so friggit. u need to be more assertive and have fun with this pretty girl, uni is the best years of ur life, bcuz when u hav kids ur life ends.

so heres wat u suld do:
1. next time you see her hold her up against a wall and kiss her.
2. take her out to a romantic dinner
3. Go to an adult book store and grab a copy of the kama sutra
4. take her home and try every position in that sacred book
5. have the best night of your otherwise uneventful life

 

[michaeljennings]

yeah lol whats up with that?!

 

[Shadowdude]

What we have here is a classic case of morals, ethics and customs being thrown out the window when a pretty girl wants to have sex with you.

Thank you, now my hypothesis on that is proven... or shown to be true.