physician
Some things never change.
Murfy had his trials a few weeks ago, Today he recieved his results, they were nicely sealed in an enevelope with instructions on the front that it should only be opened by ur parent guardian/s.last_chance said:How would he afford such a trip, and more so, how was he going to get that UAI of a 100. With both eyes on the prize, he decided that from tomorrow on he was going to change his bludgy lifestyle and begin his new life as a nerd...well at least until he got his Porsche Boxster S.
Hoping his marks would brighten up the dark tunnel leading towards the Porsche, he prayed he'd get 90+ in each subject. The last time Murfy did bad, his dad picked up the wooden table in the dining room and threw it at him, aiming for his head, although he missed his target, he managed to scare the living daylights out of Murfy.
Mr. Mcgregory was a very impatient man, little did he know, that the internal ranks mattered more than the reults themselves.
Murfy was confident enough to think his results would please his father, after all Mr Mcgregory didn't mind a mark above 80% or equivalent... however, a 79%
usually resulted in hard labour for 3 -5 weeks, depending on Mr Mcgregory's mood.
Murfy finally arrived home, and handed the enevelope to his farther hesitantly...
"hand me the knife Murfy"
"ss..ssss..sssurrrrre father"
Mr. Mcgregory never opened an evelope with his bare hands
"hhhh... hhh... hhhere you.. g...g..gg..ggggg....ooo...go... F.fff..ff.f...f ather."
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