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4 unit maths terms...joking :) (1 Viewer)
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mark arnold is my maths teacherCrikket said:last friday, our school went to a 4 unit maths seminar run by mark Arnold, THE writer of our belovedS) 4 unit textbook. it got pretty boring (sorry mr ARNOLD) so we wrote down some mathematical terms instead. don't take it too seriously, have a read and get on with maths homework, ok?
and he didnt write the 4U maths cambridge book his mother did and she is the maths coordinator at our school
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Q: What is the physicist's definition of a vector space?
A: A set V satisfying the axiom that for any x in V, x has a little arrow drawn over it
A: A set V satisfying the axiom that for any x in V, x has a little arrow drawn over it
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SIN(X) / N = SI(X) = 6
okk this is the best i can come up with....
okk this is the best i can come up with....
benji6667
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Re: maths jokes
and just cause i dont know any maths jokes... heres ones for chemistry
Ion: I think i lost an electron
Atom: Are you sure?
Ion: I'm Positive
deja vulyounamu said:
Anyone else with maths jokes ????
and just cause i dont know any maths jokes... heres ones for chemistry
Ion: I think i lost an electron
Atom: Are you sure?
Ion: I'm Positive
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Lol <3 Chemistry.benji6667 said:
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what is 2k + k = ?
Answer : $3000
Answer : $3000
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I bet that you got it from here: http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.htmlconics2008 said:
I already saw that yesterday.
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lyounamu said:I bet that you got it from here: http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html
I already saw that yesterday.
hehe nice collection you got there, but naa not really, These are the jokes I remember from maths. But nice website =)
Sandchairs
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All the functions got together for a party.. there was plus sign, minus, x, y...ect it was a big party.
the party goes on and log and A notice e isnt geting involved
log says to A "whats wrong with e?"
A says" i dunno ill go ask"
A goes over to e and says "why arent you geting involved in the party?"
e says "id intergrate but it wouldnt change anything"
hows that for a bad pun^^^:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
the party goes on and log and A notice e isnt geting involved
log says to A "whats wrong with e?"
A says" i dunno ill go ask"
A goes over to e and says "why arent you geting involved in the party?"
e says "id intergrate but it wouldnt change anything"
hows that for a bad pun^^^:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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lol nice one thats hilariousgamecw said:
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回复: Re: 4 unit maths terms...joking
Si(x) = ∫x f(t) dt
where f(t) = sin t / t if t doesn't equal 0
and f(t) = 1 if t = 0
Si has a stationary point at π but you can classify this stationary point if you want.
The Si function is used in signal processing and by surveyors for GPS.conics2008 said:
Si(x) = ∫x f(t) dt
where f(t) = sin t / t if t doesn't equal 0
and f(t) = 1 if t = 0
Si has a stationary point at π but you can classify this stationary point if you want.
