2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread (5 Viewers)

[blue_chameleon]

I fully have to practice yoga to get out of those tables without either slamming my chair into the table behind me or my table into the person in front.
Last time I did it one of the old people running the exam was waiting for me to bend twist and pull each leg out. I think she stifled a giggle. Midget hag.

Hey bru, how tall r yu?

 

[The_highwayman]

Only 6'3"
This table was particularly awkward to get out of given it's proximity to others around me

Hasn't everybody not from cessnock called it necknock at some point?

 

[blue_chameleon]

Only 6'3"
This table was particularly awkward to get out of given it's proximity to others around me

Hasn't everybody not from cessnock called it necknock at some point?

It appears that based on my last measurement, your 2" longer than me.

Nah, I actually haven't hey. Exprain prease?

 

[Hagaren]

chris you are taller than 6'1" because you are taller than me.

I wish I was 6'3"

 

[blue_chameleon]

chris you are taller than 6'1" because you are taller than me.

Yeah dude, that's great. I'm talking about length here.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Hey brosef, beers and indians tonight, yah? My prace. Footaball.

 

[The_highwayman]

It appears that based on my last measurement, your 2" longer than me.

Nah, I actually haven't hey. Exprain prease?

idk. i went to school in maitland and everybody said necknock.

but cessnock is to maitland like toronto is to newcastle.
the retarded cousin.

 

[em_516]

HAHAH so this is where all those "Necknock" questions came from.
Lol Indians. Om nom nom.

 

[jumb]

'ronno

fixed

 

[em_516]

Nah you have to keep the 'T' in there so it's "T'ronno".

 

[jumb]

sif there's any t's in it

 

[em_516]

Yeh man, Tronno.. Necknock.. The Dale.. Hamo.. Jezzo.. Izzo.. Towwwn..
It's all there buddy.

 

[The_highwayman]

i've never said any of them cept necknock.
and even thats only been in jest.

I say 'the city' when i refer to newcastle :/

 

[cannibal.horse]

i've never said any of them cept necknock.
and even thats only been in jest.

I say 'the city' when i refer to newcastle :/

Yeah, I don't use the colloquialisms either.

Hey Matt, I was in Glue today and they're having a massive sale on plain shirts which made me think of you, which I tend to do alot (no homo).

The brand's called 'Cappellini', they're an awesome cut and come in at $25.

 

[blue_chameleon]

which made me think of you, which I tend to do alot (no homo).

Nawwwww.

 

[em_516]

Bahha what the hell? James mentioned "ronno" so I said a bunch of other colloquialisms. I didn't say I used them.

But I never call the CBD the 'city'. Fuck off it is..

 

[The_highwayman]

sure emily.
i find it much easier to refer to newcastle itself as the city because i use 'town' to refer to ACTUAL towns..

and oliver, i went into glue the other day and all i really wanted to buy was this Stussy jacket. it wasnt on sale and was $150. I didnt try it on, and ended up leaving without buying because i wasnt supposed to be looking for myself but i wish i had got it.
Also, there was a nice navy saba cardigan in DJs i would have liked to try on.

I swear, when exams are over, i'm gunna spend some moolah.

 

[cannibal.horse]

I swear, when exams are over, i'm gunna spend some moolah.

Get in there bro.

 

[The_highwayman]

i will in, like, 2 weeks.
hopefully it's still there then

 

[em_516]

I'm sorry that I don't live in the countryside so I can't quite see it from your point of view. I would defend Newcastle as being a city to anyone else but Newcastle CBD is shitsticks and not city-esque at all. It's town. It's always been town. Kids go 'into town' when they go out etc. It's just the way it is.