2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread (2 Viewers)

[The_highwayman]

Does not compute? Oh wells.
At first I thought you were giving a link to the Westpac questions and I was like "Lol would be hilarious if someone beat Chris". No but seriously, maybe you didn't do as badly as you thought? Like maybe most people do poorly? Ok unlikely. Shit at consoling.

that was good until the last two sentences.

 

[em_516]

How was any of that good? Lol.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Does not compute? Oh wells.
At first I thought you were giving a link to the Westpac questions and I was like "Lol would be hilarious if someone beat Chris". No but seriously, maybe you didn't do as badly as you thought? Like maybe most people do poorly? Ok unlikely. Shit at consoling.

I'm not too concerned tbh.

The psych tests are used with varying importance across companies, so i'll just wait and see. I have some solid work experience and other stuff behind me with decent grades, so it's not a concern for me.

I don't expect over 70% for any of the tests though.

 

[axlenatore]

haha today i saw three words at different times of the day and read them differently to what they were and well yer

firstly in my friends software textbook i saw parity and thought it said party

in geng i saw 7.18 machine and thought it said time machine and got excited

and in the es building a saw a book wuth museum written on it and thought it said muslim

 

[blue_chameleon]

I live in the internet.

wE aLl LiVe In Da InTeRnEtZ!!!1!!

 

[jumb]

I live in a yellow submarine.

 

[axlenatore]

luxury i only live in a house

 

[blue_chameleon]

You wont find me at uni. I'm only available for meats through my website.

I haven't made it yet, so technically I don't exist.

Figment. Imagination.

 

[em_516]

Just finished watching some anime. Actually enjoyed it.
/fag

 

[Hagaren]

what anime?

 

[em_516]

Howl's Moving Castle. ("ハウルの動く城 ,Hauru no Ugoku Shiro" says wiki, heheh can't say 'L')
Tbh I'm not really sure you'd really call it traditional anime, I'm not really up to speed with that kind of thing, and I watched an English version so it wasn't particularly Asian at all haha. It was good though, eh, and quite quirky.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Progress thus far:

Denied:
- Shell

Stage 1: Considering Application
- CommBank
- Macq Bank
- Protiviti
- Qantas
- ANZ
- AXA Asia Pacific
- ASIC
- KPMG
- RSMi Bird Cameron
- Allianz

Stage 2: Psych Testing
- NAB
- AMP (Completed)
- QBE (Completed)
- Origin Energy (Completed)

Stage 3: Telephone Interview
Westpac

Will update progress by end of week.

 

[em_516]

Yuck.
My one current prospect is currently reference-checking me. Nothing guaranteed of course but I can't help getting excited!

 

[blue_chameleon]

Question.

When do we find out or exam timetables?

Probably around Week 8/9.

Not sure if there is a specific date that they are released, but I would say you'll find out around a month before them.

 

[Hagaren]

Howl's Moving Castle. ("ハウルの動く城 ,Hauru no Ugoku Shiro" says wiki, heheh can't say 'L')
Tbh I'm not really sure you'd really call it traditional anime, I'm not really up to speed with that kind of thing, and I watched an English version so it wasn't particularly Asian at all haha. It was good though, eh, and quite quirky.

love howl's moving castle, in fact i own it.

 

[em_516]

So do I now haha!
Have you got any other good stuff that's a similar style that I could borrow steal? Aka not so much the fantasy genre, and not too silly, but quirky (there is a difference! ).

 

[blue_chameleon]

So do I now haha!
Have you got any other good stuff that's a similar style that I could borrow steal? Aka not so much the fantasy genre, and not too silly, but quirky (there is a difference! ).

Two words.

Hard. Gay.


Say! Say! Say! Say! Say! Say! Say!

 

[chamelia]

I have many lollipops.

 

[em_516]

Two words.

Hard. Gay.


Say! Say! Say! Say! Say! Say! Say!

Sad face.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Sad face.

Youtube is your friend.

Keywords: "Hard" + "Gay".

Up there with one of the funniest skits/chaser-esque performances.

Tim introduced me to him. Just paying forward the favour.