2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread (4 Viewers)

[em_516]

WOAH me to they love these damn symphony things.

what brand are yours??

Lol Kleenex.
Pretty sure it's just a tissue thing in general though. But fuck knows why! I have to rip out two tissues before I can grab one to blow my nose Wasteful and effort, awful!

 

[Hagaren]

being less than 10 minutes walk aways from the uni... now thats what I call ideal.

 

[The_highwayman]

I actually really appreciate the fact that i live such a distance from newcastle most of the time.
There's something relaxing about the drive home, as the buildings grow further apart and fewer in number until they're replaced by rolling hills.

 

[jumb]

I can live with this single disadvantage.
I was just pointing out that traffic is not universally better at that time of the morning.

granted, but it's better for me so I'm happy

 

[Hagaren]

I actually really appreciate the fact that i live such a distance from newcastle most of the time.
There's something relaxing about the drive home, as the buildings grow further apart and fewer in number until they're replaced by rolling hills.

yeah i've had that for the past 18 years... change time.

 

[The_highwayman]

Goonion is a menace to society.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Got kicked out of bar on the hill several times last night. The last time, they really meant it, I think.

Where were you sitting? Think I spotted you a few times.

 

[Hagaren]

we were at the pool table for most of the night.

 

[em_516]

Where were you sitting? Think I spotted you a few times.

Oh so you didn't get shemale hookers last night? Or did they come afterwards?

 

[blue_chameleon]

Oh so you didn't get shemale hookers last night? Or did they come afterwards?

Nah, I came afterwards.

 

[axlenatore]

my maths lecture actually finished the lecture today, i gave him a half sincere clap

 

[em_516]

*cough cough cough cough*
Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.

 

[axlenatore]

oh and yesterday a guy in my chem lab got KMnO4 all over his hands, they are stained poo brown now

 

[The_highwayman]

chris, emily,

the sexual tension is rife.
please find a room.

 

[axlenatore]

chris, emily,

the sexual tension is rife.
please find a room.

can i come im lonely

 

[em_516]

oh and yesterday a guy in my chem lab got KMnO4 all over his hands, they are stained poo brown now

What else didn't happen yesterday?

Matt, I'd rather screw you. Mono-e-mono, Albino-e-albino.

 

[axlenatore]

What else didn't happen yesterday?

Matt, I'd rather screw you. Mono-e-mono, Albino-e-albino.

you see i was going to go but my girlfriend stole me away and i lost my pen

 

[The_highwayman]

oh and yesterday a guy in my chem lab got KMnO4 all over his hands, they are stained poo brown now

that stuff really does look better in solution.

 

[The_highwayman]

What else didn't happen yesterday?

Matt, I'd rather screw you. Mono-e-mono, Albino-e-albino.

Man to Man?!
no fanks

 

[axlenatore]

purple or poo brown, i know which one id prefer to look at