1st orgasm. (1 Viewer)

[David Spade]

i am an incredibly generous lover and can make love for hours (not that i need to she usually gets off as soon as i touch her)

 

[johony]

eh squirting ive seen doesnt look too appealing

look up cytherea
and don't tell me it's not attractive when her face is consumed by the devil

(yes i know most girls don't actually squirt like that)

 

[tonyharrison]

You should become a porn star.

 

[David Spade]

no i have no time for girls who dont respect themselves ok
my gift is for special girls only
lyk u bby

 

[tonyharrison]

I just became a porn star.

 

[ay0_x]

what the fuck.

HOW CAN YOU WATCH THAT SHIT AND NOT KNOW IT'S PISS?

 

[David Spade]

its ok ill make an exception for u

 

[johony]

You should become a porn star.

everyone thinks i should become a porn star
i've been told my style is akin to a max hardcore or a rocco

 

[johony]

what the fuck.

HOW CAN YOU WATCH THAT SHIT AND NOT KNOW IT'S PISS?

yeah i don't know
it's the colour, the intensity and the regularity which makes it not seem like piss

 

[tonyharrison]

everyone thinks i should become a porn star
i've been told my style is akin to a max hardcore or a rocco

THough i wasn't talking to you...you can be one too!

We can all be porn stars!!

its ok ill make an exception for u

Aww thanks bby. k i'll lyk meet you on the set for Girls Gone Wild k?

 

[David Spade]

i think now is the appropriate time to tell you to post your boobs
pm a pic to me
i could talk to some guys i know and get you some work mayb

 

[ay0_x]

yeah i don't know
it's the colour, the intensity and the regularity which makes it not seem like piss

okay i dont know if it's the same for guys
but when a girl drinks too much water
she will run to the toilet about 20 minutes later
and pee.
clear pee.
nearly as clear as water.
doesn't smell as bad as normal pee.

now
when we sit down to go toilet
we practise a little pelvic discipline
so we don't piss all over the seat.

when something's pounding you at like
3 thrusts per second
hard to have that restraint.
add to the fact that yo just drank 4 cups of water.
and someone pressing on your bladder.

FUSHHHH

 

[David Spade]

wow

 

[tonyharrison]

i think now is the appropriate time to tell you to post your boobs
pm a pic to me

You're just gonna have to wait til the porn movie comes out bby.


@ ay0

hahahhahahahahahha

 

[David Spade]

come on bby dont hold out
there is a competition going for best bos boobs

 

[johony]

FUSHHHH

no wonder they look so ridiculous whilst 'squirting'
you should see the all-female ones, they are so stupid

 

[ay0_x]

haha i youporn'd cytherea.

there was some sort of machine, and two girls.
i was like LOL SHE'S PRESSING ON HER BLADDER? HAHA OMG WHAT

i've seen some all female ones
like competitions for who can squirt furthest.
seriously makes me lol.

 

[abbeyroad]

ayo bby cum here I'll mke u squirt

 

[tonyharrison]

Haha.

No thanks.

 

[tonyharrison]

haha i youporn'd cytherea.

there was some sort of machine, and two girls.
i was like LOL SHE'S PRESSING ON HER BLADDER? HAHA OMG WHAT

i've seen some all female ones
like competitions for who can squirt furthest.
seriously makes me lol.

It should become an olympic sport.