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JKDDragon said:
hey bubz can i post lesbian pics here, no showing of genitals or nipples.. WITHOUT YOU DELETING THEM LIKE YOU DID WITH MY SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heheh like i care... CT ain't my responsiblity :p
 

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bubz :D said:
heheh like i care... CT ain't my responsiblity :p
right! that's the green light for some hardcore AV pr0n. collin, want me to post up some group bukkake videos?
 

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You reckon i'd get banned for posting muff diving pics here (actually wait, I'd probably scar Xiao for life hahah).. this thread has nearly 600 pages, i'd just pray that non of the admins find it. And that non of you sneaky bastards report moi.. ahahaha.

Anyway, here are some teasers. I love lesbians.



 

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Frigid said:
right! that's the green light for some hardcore AV pr0n. collin, want me to post up some group bukkake videos?
Mate you post any videos you like :) ..(well, unless you're into bestiality and poo porn, in that case I would prefer you not post anything lmao)
 

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i'd post some if only my rents weren't home :\

"Why are Guys obsessed with Lesbians?"

Ah... good question... You see, regardless of how open-minded a man is towards alternative life-styles in general, most heterosexual men have a general fascination towards lesbians. More specifically, Lesbian sex. I had assumed that the reasons behind this were fairly well-known... apparently I had assumed wrong... no problem.

So, Why are most men obsessed with the idea of lesbians having sex? Because we all secretly hope and wish that those lesbians are in fact bisexuals. Yup, that's right. Why do men get turned on by the thought of two women having sex? Because we want more then anything to join them.

A major male fantasy is that of a threesome, having sex with two women at the same time. Now, as I stated in an earlier question, men are obsessed with sex. What I managed to leave out there, is that men are perfectly willing to fool themselves into thinking they have more opportunities for sex then they really do. If a man walked in on two attractive women having sex, and the women had sworn off men completely, he would still be thinking, and honestly believing, that if he waited long enough they would ask him to join in.

So there you have it. Men like lesbians because we are capable of tricking ourselves into believing that we could really "score" with "these two lesbo chicks".

On an unrelated note, the answer to this question is probably the biggest and best argument I have ever seen for the statement "Men are stupid".
 
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bubz :D said:
nothing that shows any boobies or "down there" parts, kiddies :p
So no muff diving? Ohhhh I'm dissappointed in you bubzey.


WAITWAIT, what if I make it so that the chick-whos-diving's mouth completely cover's the recipient's 'part'.. eh? eh? Haha, found a loopy on ya rule there bubzey............. BOoooooooyah.

plz dont ban me
 

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Sapphic short story... me edited out the boring parts...
http://www.lesbian.org/sapphic-ink/index.html
Ileana got into your heart through your stomach by way of your cunt. That's the only way to put it. The first time we made love, she lay down on her white sheets and had me sprinkle powdered sugar over her plump breasts, the same sugar that sweetened the strawberry tarts we ate afterwards in bed. Later we made love again in the crumbs. There was no sleeping that night

This is her mama's doing. Food must have been a passionate act of love and sex for her, and now Ileana carries on the tradition, and her mama comes like a ghost in the kitchen steam and advises her daughter on love, life and happiness.

...

On the eve of the third trimester, the night blows a breeze through our lace curtains, and Ileana turns to me and opens her full lips. Sometimes a look or a gesture from her can obliterate all my walls.

"I wish I could impregnate you!" I cry passionately, illogically.

She grabs me and kisses me with her teeth. I make love to her belly and her swollen breasts. I fuck her so hard I make her cry, and she loves it.
 

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about the etymology of the word "lesbian",
Sappho of Lesbos
(wrote about 610-580 B.C.E.) - poet

Sappho, a poet of ancient Greece, is known through her work: ten books of verse published by the third and second centuries B.C.E. By the Middle Ages, all copies were lost. Today what we know of the poetry of Sappho is only through quotations in the writings of others. Only one poem from Sappho survives in complete form, and the longest fragment of Sappho poetry is only 16 lines long.

The poems of Sappho are more personal and emotional than political or civic or religious, especially compared to her contemporary, the poet Alcaeus.

Sappho lived in Mytilene on the island of Lesbos, where women often congregated and, among other social activities, shared poetry they'd written. Sappho's poems usually focus on the relationships among women.

This focus has given rise to speculation that Sappho's interest in women was what today would be called homosexual or lesbian. (The word "lesbian" comes from the island of Lesbos and the communities of women there.) This may be an accurate description of Sappho's feelings towards women, but it may also be accurate that it was more acceptable in the past -- pre-Freud -- for women to express strong passions towards one another, whether the attractions were sexual or not.
 

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Sappho 8 (fragment)

"To me it seems
that man has the fortune of gods,
whoever sits beside you, and close,
who listens to you sweetly speaking
and laughing temptingly;
my heart flutters in my breast,
whenever I look quickly, for a moment --
I say nothing, my tongue broken,
a delicate fire runs under my skin,
my eyes see nothing, my ears roar,
cold sweat rushes down me,
trembling seizes me,
I am greener than grass,
to myself I seem
needing but little to die..."


collin: dude, out of all things in the world about lesbians you could have posted, you post a picture of a guy's ass :(
 

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bubz :D said:
sorry collin, i had to delete that thread in entertainment ;P
Yeah.. I actually came back here to ask whether it was you or not. Grr
 

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yes... and maybe you hsould delete it here too..... :p before CT gets closed :|
then I KILL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <img src=http://fakin-it.org/chainsaw.gif>
 

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kill? such a strong word, filled with hatred. Where's the love bubzey? <3
 

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Frigid said:
collin: dude, out of all things in the world about lesbians you could have posted, you post a picture of a guy's ass :(
lol, i should of photoshopped that guys face into a chick.. just for you fridgy :)
 

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