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    words 2 live by

    words 2 live by
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    Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

    Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
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    Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.

    Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.
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    He’s so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.

    He’s so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.
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    Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

    Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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    There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

    There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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    I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car...

    I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness
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    Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

    Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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    If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

    If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
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    It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.

    It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.
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    Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

    Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
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    Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

    Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
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    You never learn anything by doing it right.

    You never learn anything by doing it right.
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    Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

    Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
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    As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.

    As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
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    The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

    The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
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    Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

    Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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    Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it...

    Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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    Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

    Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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    I can resist everything except temptation.

    I can resist everything except temptation.
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