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it has its days. somedays i wake up and im on top of the world and im a fucking awesome person to be around. and other days everything falls to shit and it makes me feel like "why the fuck am i here? im not happy, no one else is happy. wtf is the reasonf or me being here". normal i guess

are you guys serious its uncomfortable as hell for me. i was friends with a guy who's been in therapy for a good 10 years so he's as knowledgeable as most psych's he would psychoanalyze me every single chance he got and it's like someone sticking a camera up your ass really

and do you think that's "big"?

i know but youll give it to my babies =[

:( this means we cant have babies ok

hey you guys

:( we were friends once.

how are you not obese you have no idea how jealous i am =\

i still need an explanation for her ass

hahahhaa yeah pretty much haven't really had any complaints about the underlined part

lol eww eggplant is bitter and it hurts my tongue like actually hurts

yeah, I know i'll get periodso f time where its like sex sex sex sex i need physicality which last about 2 days and then like dryspells for up to 7 weeks and my sex drive dies nearly completely when i'm single or dating somebody who i dont really have a sexual connection with

well that's fine but why would you mix 2 types of meat together oh my god working @ the deli.. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE EAT DEVON? IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD LIKE IM PRETTY SURE IT DEFIES THE DEFINITION OF FOOD. =\

i would wear it in a solid colour to the beach nowhere else tho.

dude what gross wtf more like lamb and rosemary

-4 packets of jols -2 cans of diet coke i am going to get whichever cancer it is that aspartame causessssssss

WHAT?! WHICH FRUITS WHICH VEGES? you poor soul =\ not even tuna? or does fish not count lol oh man okay guys are you meant to peel prawns? because ive only had them once and i stuffed them whole in my mouth and everyone lol'd and i said "WELL THEN WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SERVE THEM WHOLE IF I'M...

chicken and lemon chicken and honey soy cicken and peanut satay ummm. beef and red wine

what the fuck how big is her ass

once every 3 weeks or so =\