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i have a rule that i never tell anyone a secret because it stops being a secret as soon as one person other than you knows

i always shoplift. there's no better feeling than the feeling of walking out of a shop with an expensive item that you would have had to normally pay for. no better feeling.

blowing the head off a small defenseless animal with a shotgun.

there's a website called valuedopinions.com. i signed up a few years ago with them, and they send me surveys everyday which i can't be fucked filling out anymore because i have a real job.

but it's true, i've tested it

i heard that makes your balls smaller

yuck man, why would that person even know when their parents have sex?

it's weird how you guys only have like a few cousins.

mine is more a sexual relationship with the cousins. what can i say? we get along. :love:

ahahahahaha

my watch is the only tag heuer i'd wear. the rest are pretty filth

when my cat died, we threw its body in the red rubbish bin. not a word of a lie. and this was a cat we'd had for 3 years.

what'd you do with the carcass?

i got a pitbull

yeah, i'm more a dog man myself now

my cat

sorry, did i miss something? someone fill me in re: omie and christina

what's wrong with dinner with the family?

i've found that asians are FAR MORE upfront than whites, and that might appear to be aggressive to some.

ahahahaha, bogans are so funny. they only buy shit which is on special, even if it's an essential (not saying ciggies are an essential).