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dont touch me you fucked up freak

lexi....................

sad sad sad... if thats all you can talk about you are sad

your dumb....

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here

"Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs

"Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?"

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible