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Fack you people are hopeless at recognising sarcasm. Jesus. I'm an ugly mug and I know it.

Never been concerned about it. I'm sexy 24/7 so doesn't affect me. /ego

I was a smartarse when I was a kid (only got worse, methinks) and was frequently punished with the rolled-up newspaper across the backside. I don't support smacking unless it is completely necessary and nothing else has worked.

Linkin Park isn't embarrassing. Judging by the amount of it on my iPod, I'd be the most embarrassed of everyone here according to you guys.

Chicken/seasoned salt. NOM.

I used to sit on BoS, occasionally do homework that was due that day, sneak up to the Top Shop where they made the best chips and gravy ever, or just sit around in the canteen and do fuck all with my mates. Or I'd do to one of the private music rooms, borrow a guitar or keyboard and fuck around...

Bad choice of words, I realise now. Try everything once, ya know?

Casual sex is also prohibited when living a straight-edge lifestyle. I was edge until some time last year. Now: - I drink on a regular basis and always end up smashed - I've only had casual sex, and never had sex in a relationship - I plan to try weed, at least - I plan to try smoking.

GOLDMEMBER. 'Grats, dude.

When I was working at Hungry Jack's: Customer: Can I just grab a large Big Mac meal?

Sausage roll Chocolate fish Licked the bowl when I made chocolate brownies today Hmmm, haven't eaten much. Thinking I might make lamb meatballs with carrot and herbs in tomato sauce for dinner, NOM.

I'm a fan of wrestling, but I know that it's fake. It's ENTERTAINMENT.

Ahahaha once I went into KMart and pretended to be "testing" foundation, when I was actually putting some on to go out that night :p

Target: When I'm on refunds, and you want to make a purchase, NO, I will NOT serve you at the refunds counter, even if I have no customers. You're not more important than the other 20 customers waiting in line at the registers to purchase, you can wait your fucking turn you impatient spack.

I did SOR1 in Year 11 because I needed an extra unit. I went to an Anglican school (most of us weren't religious at all though, it felt more non-denominational) where SOR1 and 2 were both offered but not requirements.

Yesterday: 2 hash browns Double bacon McMuffin Sausage McMuffin 2/3 of a large chips from KFC Can of mother Bottle of Lambrusco 4 vodka shots Handful of lollies Handful of Light & Tangy chips (vomited it all up anyway) Today: Large bubblegum Frozen Fanta Quarter pounder 3 custard...

"There's a penis and a vagina in a tent, and it's on fire. Which do you save?" "Why are they in a tent?" EDIT: Seriously, ask the top quote.

The Spirit "The itsy-bitsy spider dropped acid at the park..."

Black Forest, OMG.

I sat behind Occy in a Mexican restaurant in Cooly. Served Darren Lockyer on drive-thru at my old job. Served Mercedes Corby as well.