oh groucho, you are a clever lad!
hull pick up a point from bolton. play second-string man utd next weekend. newcastle lose to fulham, play villa next weekend.
arse-end of the table looks like this:
Sunderland 36
Hull 35
Newcastle 34
Middlesbrough 32
West Brom 31
boro have to go down or i'll have a fucking fit. 26 goals in 36 fucking matches! they are the lowest scorers in all four tiers of full-time english football.
it's not mathematically possible for hull or newcastle to guarantee safety this weekend. man united play hull on the final day of the season, not newcastle. villa are playing newcastle.
if they get a point against arsenal, they will win the premier league title, meaning their match against hull (which is just days from the champions league final) will mean nothing and they will send out a weakened side. newcastle will lose their final two games, which are against fulham and...