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    Who will you vote for? Australian political parties

    and we don't need old cunts milking the welfare system. and babies born into welfare and poverty still have the potential to be productive.
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    Who will you vote for? Australian political parties

    because we fucking need babies! for chirst's sake. it's already been said 5000000 times. and besides, if a woman has a baby for the sake of having a baby, we've a duty of care to provide for that baby because it isn't its fault that its mum's a douche.
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    how many people have you shagged?

    dude, you're so fucking seedy.
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    Having a sperm collection.

    mine gets flushed down the toilet. or, on special occasions, down kevin's throat.
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    Have you ever tasted your own cum/jizz/spunk/juice/jism/cream?

    apparently, drinking your own semen makes your chest hair grow longer. so, in essence, only real men drink their own semen.
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    Does God exist?

    i've read parts of the satanic bible, and to be honest, half the things contained within it are more sane than the things contained within the real bible.
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    Interview at Woolworths Help needed please

    dude, cheso woolies always need workers. you'll probably all be picked.
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    safe sex?

    just use an empty pack of doritos.
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    The Dream Thread

    Re: Strange Dreams i once had a dream that i'm too ashamed to recount.
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    How to pronounce 'Skrzynecki'

    screw-zy-necki.
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    Fatties have right to extra airline seat

    how did you do without it? what was your source of finance?
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    The F1 Thread

    re: The Official F1 Thread wow, this thread's got 76000 views and only 5000 posts.
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    Fatties have right to extra airline seat

    i just mean that your views are real rigid. they're unbending. also, as iron said, we need kids. and katie, were you paid maternity leave when you had your kid? if so, could you have done without it?
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    Fatties have right to extra airline seat

    katie, you're pretty unbending.
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    UAI Estimate please!!

    dude, i looked at all your marks. even as scaled marks, those sorts of figures will definitely put you over the 90 mark. good work.
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    Sarah Palin...again.

    fucking lol. i've no idea how the people of alaska voted her in as governor.
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    UAI Estimate please!!

    87?!?! dude, you're DEFINITELY over 90. definitely.
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