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First things first. Use the metric system like normal people, it makes you sound less fat, fatty. Second, run, like all the time. You won't need to change your diet if you're running all the time. You should be running so much you don't have time to eat thus you lose weight. Now do it.

I'm assuming Shadowdude is changing who he is to try and win $100 thus I win and I want my money.

A little. But if he breaks the conditions of this bet by changing how he acts he owes me $100

$100, let's go. Conditions involve you still talking like a faggot. So basically you can't change at all.

Shadow, you are a faggot. Talking like that you're going to be a virgin until you're 40.

You're actually a man.

Shut up rainman, you're a faggot.

I loled.

Re: cityrail moments What is wrong with wearing clothes from the year before if they are still in good condition? People won't care and it's just a waste of money, stupid women. Also, it was Sino, I asked him. He wants your penis.

I forgot to mention, I only paid for my ticket. So I paid $10(Because I still use my high school student card to save me like $3 or something) to make out with a chick in a reasonably public place. And piss the other 4 people off as I made Freudian readings about the odd bit in Narnia, and...

Lolno, but they do get ranked higher than the Greens and Labor.

Am I the only one that picked up on the Atlas Shrugged reference at the end there?

The last girl I dated the first date was a movie, I don't even know what happened in the movie, I was too busy making out.

Replace the word Laptop with penis and University with Vagina and you will understand what op is really asking.

Someone deleted your penis.

Don't get his hopes up, it would be funnier for all if he killed himself, like when Sino killed himself.

He looks like every other Asian. A girl would start dating him then go up to another Asian and make out with him thinking it was Shadow.

I love other people if they stop being cunts.

If you don't have a picture Shadow you will officially be 1/10.

You best be trolling. No-one who is in the top 3 for all their subjects would make such an elementary mistake with basic grammar.