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Poor Kara-Lee, her father is an idiot.

Yeah, but my mind thought they were bigger. That and nearly ejaculating when a breeze rolled in was getting annoying.

That's just how I roll. ;)

Why do I need subtlety?

I loled

Then like a week and a half. It got to the stage where my balls were huge and getting in the way.

Southern Cross. It's on the coast and all the sluts can get in.

Like 3 weeks? I was getting laid consistently so I didn't need to.

He's obviously not smart, he fails at closing the deal.

Lolno, I put it as my picture ages ago because everybody had cars so I put mine as a time machine. And it's just reverted back to it for no reason. I have a 2001 Magna, which is bigger than a Delorean and faster as well :D So, do you have your p's or what?

Omfg, one dinner=kiss. Two 'dates'=second base. Three dates=fuck. Seriously. What is wrong with you?

You should be able to pick up on signs though and take the chance.

xmysteriousx likes penis in his/her bum

25/2+7=20.5. You're fine, tap her.

Yeah, I was pretty obvious with my girlfriend before we started dating and she was still clueless. It took until I actually kissed her for her to realise that I liked her. :P

http://xkcd.com/314/

1/2 age+7

Because deep down they're afraid of getting hurt? I dunno.

Yeah, and I find the whole thing interesting. Yeah, but some guys are really awkward but pretend to be good with girls. True story.

Yeah, my mum pays for the phone bill and I opted to pay more so I wasn't locked down to a contract. Plus you can just get your residential address changed with your plan with Internode if you move...