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You put your dick in everything so that's not funny.

Well not completely but I don't know, I can only half remember it.

Depends if they're hot or not.

So yeah, was dancing with this girl for ages, and she was all "I'm going to get a drink and come back" and then she ended up opening up to me outside the pub. And something, I'm not entirely sure what happened. One of her friends came and was all "I'm giving you a lift home blah blah blah"

I honestly don't know...

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ps ,ods, dont delete tjus. I need help comprgedimg tyonigjt

I think my breakup improved my arta it makde nmy not fouc son the ratlionshiop but other procrastubation methods like HIMYM sn ftow and a half men/(O dpt' lnowp)

I went out for the first time since being single(ok we broek up aliek a wek ago) Anyway, I some bow manage d to fuck uo a sure thing. Here uiou go shane and shadow and fucking everone even you sino insult me. fuckin g go

Lol LG. They couldn't make a decent phone ever. As stated, I love my Galaxy, and haven't had problems with things lagging up. Only the occasional game crashing.

http://www.themobilelinks.com/iPhone/samsung-compares-the-iphone-4s-with-its-galaxy-s-ii-1/ Also, to address the battery issue everyone is claiming I find my Galaxy S2 has a similar battery life to my friend's iPhone4, with the same amount of usage with similar apps run. I can still get a full...

My first thoughts. I was all "My phone can already do all that and it's been out for 4 months."

So, it doesn't hurt you. Who cares? It becomes enjoyable for them towards the end, fuck.

There used to be a magpie where we had presentation for soccer. It was always fun every year watching the people who didn't know about it getting attacked.

A lot of people use Ethernet cables to test connections...

Be a man, learn to put up with 3Kgs.

They don't bleed that much. It's maybe only about enough to cover a 20c piece at most.

Shoot up UNSW already.

Well, the girl I lost my virginity to was a starfish. She lied about being mistreated to get attention and continually put herself down(Which I stopped her doing) but she was a terrible lay. She was like fucking a plank.

The last L&R thread Shadow was saying sensible things. Now I come to this one and I want to stab him, repeatedly. But seriously, staying a virgin until marriage is stupid. Do you really want to marry a dead lay?