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:( <3 u too shelly. im a short soccer player so im mega shit. haha and katiethemidget: hahahahaa. me too. Anyone who drives the car after me bitches that they always bang their knees on the wheel thing. like pffft sif its my fault ur a tall fuck. hahaa its amusing for me though. another...

hahaha. tall guys are awesome. this includes you. :wave: haha another short story. today at the gym, they have this steam room thing and theres like steps to get to the top level where u can sit. but the steps are so fucking huge. I had to climb to get up it and i thought yeah ill be...

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i realised today on two ocassions just how short I really am. 1- I had to literally do a high jump move to get into chris's ute/truck/work car thing today. 2- I realised that the taps in the shower come to like my shoulders, where as they come to other peoples waist

hahaha yes. god u say the best things katie <3 . :wave: to u and ur midgetness

the best bit was she also said "i'm not very good at this.." like the other fucking women. like chris and i were even sitting at a table and she still managed to manouvere the fucking thing into my shin. which was under the table. bah im gunna go on growth hormones or something.

fuck mate lucas killed it. yea as katie said, they played well especially in the 1st half. considering we have a ranking of 40+ and they are no. 1, im happy with that result.. damn i got run over by another fucking pram today. im neve going shopping again its too dangerous

shellys so excited about this match that she can't post. i knew it

hahaha yeah terreh. she's a legend. not. meemmmmmbaaaaaah! hahaah. go teh aussies!

dude, no! we can't think like that. hahaa yes mmm lucas. if we play like we did in the last 8 mins of the last game, but for 90 mins, we will win. oh well. one can only hope. or should i say 20 million can only hope

well im SORREH. terreh. haaha OMG best game of soccer EVA soon... i bet ur pumped shell!

woah! news 2 me dude. :wave:

hahahahahahha ahhh fuck. sooo funny You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

'hahha and "ron, i wanna keep this quiet around the office" hahaha *screams about the sex with veronica to whole office* hahaha

haha go fuck yourself, san diego! hahaha and ' when in rome...' 'yes?...' hahahaha god i <3 anchorman

hahah yip, it had some funny bits in it, considering vince vaughn is teh funny, but it wasn't as good as i thought, and NOONE beats will ferrell. fuck man he is the sex when it comes to funny. i will never get over anchorman. ever. ever ever!

awesome. often exams are like that dude! mine are fucking next week. they should have a rule of no exams during world cup. that would be super. speaking of the notebook, i saw the break up tonight. not as good as teh notebook!

hahha i know they do right? i thought oh yeah another shitty boxing mag..t hen i saw it. liek WOAH haha, and yeah get ur ass off BOS and study! im just bored waiting for soccer tonight then waiting to go get wasted. Plus i have like a million assignments but pffft to them! haha good luck...

more on luke... today i had to go get the car serviced, and i had to wait in this customer lounge thing to get picked up..anyways so i picked up this sport mag just cause i was bored, and there was, like 5 PAGES OF LUAS NEILL PICS!!!! ahaaaa what a score. so then i had the trouble of trying...

he he heeeee katies just plain shit :P nah dude katie = mega awesome hahaha and shelly, the mutton chops left today!