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just tell you boss what you told us and tell him you will work harder in the next few weeks also add that she has really nice hair today or that you like the tie he is wearing if you do this and things dont go well, you can say to yourself in a loud enough way so that your boss hears...

dont listen to this jerk, his username makes it quite clear that all of his relationship advice is worthless maybe you should have a baby with her, that'll keep you close to eachother most of the time or if thats too much sleep with her, so you get attatched to eachother

uh no, i was just stating that i dont want the OP to procreate and thereby parent children who would grow up to be like him. id much rather he use a condom so that future generations dont have to deal with such stupidity

well if i were talking to a girl that i wanted to begin a relationship with i wouldnt do a hard-sell. but hey, thats just me think about it. talks to her in passing. why would he do that and not maintain a longer conversation??? cause he needs to go and save someone. but i like you serial...

A: creep. either you didnt recall the event properly and this guy wasnt actually interested in you, in which case it doesnt matter, or he did come near you to be near you but didnt say anything, which means he is either not interested or a creep B: seems ok. maybe say "oh why cant i ever get...

dear sja, get a life. and please use a condom. i dont want my children to live in a world with people like you as thier parents. thank you :)

so then a woman can rape a man if she stumbles upon him at night during one of these 'erection sessions' maybe i should start wearing condoms when i go to bed. but that would get rather expensive. ah screw it, rape on

LOL, i couldnt imagine that. "hi wanna go out sometime?" guy looks at girl up and down sizing her up "drop 10 pounds and get some implants, then maybe ill think about it" think of the hilarity

girls asking guys out??? as in prostitutes?

uh, u should be able to work all that out easily from memory, or from a periodic table and i will also point out the dreadfully obvious, compounds dont have valiencies

maybe she is under the impression that you are going to gang bang her

better yet, use his phone to take personal pictures of yourself, being sure to take pictures close us so no distinguishing features are recognisable. then send it to everyone is his address book

Fortune favors the brave my friend, go for it and get the girl and remember "If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it." -Brendan Francis

if you can do 2u to a 70-80% level, then you should be able to do general to a 90+ level so take general and put in the extra work and you should be able to get 90+

what you do is you become an aquanitance with her, not a friend. then you break them up secretly, through an assassin or other more non lethal methods or seperation, then you move in for the kill and get the girl. you could also set the bf up with another girl and tape him just get rid of...

i believe this period of "oneness" is called intercourse

go up to her and say "id do you anyday of the week" if she's cool with it and takes it as a compliment then good for you, youve just won her over if she gets offended (ie, she is insulted and is no longer interested in you) tell her you were joking and you would only do her after several...

its normal, shows he loves you so much that he doesnt want to wait in the mornings, he has it up and rearing to go instantly i believe its a compliment

maybe you shouldnt do it in the first place and I highly doubt she is the coolest kid in school

i dont think you should apologise because you clearly dont care for this person. why would you pay off and tease a friend??? it may be a girl thing but i dont buy that, i know i wouldnt tease my friends for a kick. so clearly if you were teasing someone, you dont consider them to be your...