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starve yourself fatty

First of all, Julie from last season is shit. From this season, all those 20 yr old kids are super shit eg. that guy whjo has a stutter/retardation

lets just get the police force to police the state country fuck the government let hte police run everything they are fair and righteous

yeah that kinda fucked me over and now i cant eat soild foods

i thought you were referring to that time i woke up in a bath in thailand with two cuts in my sides

my m8 turned up drunk to his Ls test true story and after like 10 mins the instructor took him back for a breath test and then was like wtf m8 ur like 16 and drunk on your driving day where r ur parents

um haha, i dont think ur goin in 3 hrs! it's 1.34 am silly!!!

get drunk off rice wine play majong and live 4evfucking a

seriously dude, spend a couple of nights in the city or at her house or something without telling your parents

also tell your parents to fuck off. you live in australia and therefore should not be expected to follow tradition n shit

tl;dr invite your friend over have sex with her and have your mum catch you the damage will be done and you are free true story bro tried and true.

yes beauty and the geek this guy

no it's all sandy sand everywhere

Re: Official: September 11 confirmed hoax

take it from me, if you don't get a tutor you're absolutely fucked.

top of the harbour bridge

face is essential body is also essential in terms of friends only, i can be friends with ppl with good faces/bad bodies but not the other way around

punch her in the cunt

considering will smith is the coolest person alive do you think some/alot of that rubs off onto his son?

get a job @ macq bank you penk