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FUCK THAT NOISE!!! I wanna get drunk NOW!

Sounds like alot more of them are dirty lebs... (sorry about the semi-racist stereotype)

Do you know someone named rororow? he/she left me a pretty creepy message, something about being on the same team...

And David Spade did it in a way that was hilarious... I got the same problem as shannon smith, but, 1. im not a dancer and 2. i freakin love not gaining weight

Yeah, i just read up of their requirements, and daaaaaaaaaaaamn... Instead, I'm going to be a druglord

What the hell's friendzone?

Who the hell's tommykins? and what does he have to do with my crotch

emphasis on the piss (heheheh)

Then why not turn your head?

I believe the terminology is "Heckkers maaaayte!"

So, a moderate guy, not too sensitive, not too complimentry, but masculine nevertheless *takes notes*

Us guys are assholes, women just haven't realised it yet XD

I'm retarded in terms of cars, and eyebrow shaping is extremely girly, unless it's anti-monobrowing which is understandable (I got a good mate who does it) And i hate people who can't take a joke, i get heaps about how skinny i am, and i'm fine with it (unless someone i don't like makes the...

I'm retarded in terms of cars.... Eyebrow shaping? yeah, that is a bit girly I don't like people who can't take a joke, I get a bazillion about how skinny I am and I'm fine with it (unless someone i don't like is making the joke, then I'm daggers)

We got 25 in my physics class (and im 16th!)

Kids have the greatest learning potential, why do you think there are so freakin many child prodigies? I hate child prodigies....

And you left that message in YOUR visitor messages, Wow. No offence man, but i cant believe YOU didnt notice that :D

If i made a racist joke towards aboriginals, to an aboriginal, and he was obviously offended, would you still not like him? And by all means, let the list fly!

I only watched like the first minute and got hell bored, so "screw that noise" (I that today, it's going to be like a catchphrase now)

If I get an amazing mark, I'm totally going ASIS (that's the Aussie CIA) If you don't know about it, it's because they don't want you to know about it.... mwahahaha!