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i touched her thighs and chest a few times right at the start purely off impulse, but it just made her stop what she was doing, pick my hands up one by one and place them either side of me. i was soo tempted to lick her big soft natural perfect titties as she fondled them with nice smelling...

read my post in cake thread. $50 will get you a headjob in an alleyway in the cross from a blonde slut that's sort of ok (i didn't do this). much prefer a private 20 min dance in a club with a fucking amazing italian girl for about the same price. even though you can't touch her, it's still...

yeah, like one that wakes up in your hotel room and orders your breakfast up for you and shit. like in the movies.

a pretty cute asian offered me sex for $60 bucks in a stripclub once. she probably had stds. but if she wasn't a prostitute, i'd go her.

post her pic/email address. then we can judge if it's worth the drive.

good going.

up to 5 in certain areas or some shit. can't remember. i'm too far past this stage in my life to help you right now, actually. just learn how to drive and you should be fine.

just get them all correct and you should have no problem. that's was my tactic.

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated? lol i think i remember doing that in like a year 10 exam. then you walk back out to like 200 students and you have it on your concience that you just batted a few metres away from them all. pretty bad.

yeah tulipis is sick, 'specially minotaur shock remix.

woo lots of cool quotes sampled over an average beat. my life has changed forever.

currently bumping: mamma's trippin' (freedom 90 remix) - ben harper old but good.

ur so n00b at smashing pumpkins

yeah there's not enough hip hop this year. actually, none, i don't think. except for ozomatli. last year they had chali 2na, i met him in the crowd looking for weed. but there's enough oldschool and newschool blues and some rugga to keep me happy. it's more the atmosphere of bluesfest that...

best festival ever. who's going? only 7 weeks away... fuck yes. lots of cool artists this year. everyone except jason mraz, he's fucking terrible. ben harper with a new band (i've seen him solo or with the innocent criminals like 15 times all up, easily the greatest live performances ever...

if you're going to have a pic of kiedis as your dp and then just be n00b at rhcp you're going to be flamed by people. that's all i was saying. and i was rite.

wow u r d reel hip hop fan! ^ ^

*waits for someone to point out how n00b you are at rhcp*

Dangerous Minds (1995)

holy shit man. you graduated the year i started year 7. you're like the oldest person i've ever met..