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If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

Baddie <90 Band4Pls GiveMeTheB

You should give her the D anyway

Can i double dip with you bb?

I can hit you, if you want?

Bitch I might be

I said, bitch if you can't handle this 8 incher then gtfo

Nah. I'm going to Surfer's Paradise. Gotta get some of that slut poon.

What.. the.. fuck

Wanna compare the size of our pens? Mines roughly 7.5 inches and I say roughly because I like to measure it from different angles to ensure I get the most length out of it. Seems a bit larger than average for a pen so I might be at a disadvantage. I guess only time and my future experiences will...

Mate you're one sick puppy. Here I am simply discussing my issue with tig ol bitties and you have to bring my mother into this picture? ಠ_ಠ

As if you would side with Bertholdt and Reiner!? Now we'll never know the secrets of the fucking wall.

Your gender is undisclosed but can I see your creampuffs?

I have a major problem at the moment which is deeply impacting my emotions and state of mind making it difficult to study. I keep thinking about huge airbags! Like, not little bee-stings, just huge blinkers. Whenever I have a moment to myself my thoughts and judgement are clouded by dumplings...

1. Collect notes into pile 2. ??? 3. Use notes to wipe ass 4. Profit

I'm just here for the gangbang

你他妈的！

Don't forget to bring your notes so that you can study while you attempt to awkwardly socialize with people.

Dear journal, Yesterday I studied for 7 hours, had a quick 2 minute break inbetween to scoff down rice, and had a quick bat to my summary notes before bed.

I prefer to masturbate to my summary notes. Works like a charm.