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Well, i'm a bully and i'm going to university so I would say yes.

Your life will be terrible.

I'm a first year, and I don't have a mentor. o-week will give you a week to get oriented anyway. Relax, and enjoy the journey of life along the canals of education.

I'm trying to make a list of multiple people - I get bored easily.

Will you sleep with me? I'm a new Johns student, and I get anxious sleeping without a warm body next to me.

i'm a first year too, don't worry about it. Tell you what, if you haven't made any friends a couple of days into O-week, private message me here and we can smoke and i'll introduce you to some people. It's all gunna be ok.

I very much doubt it said nothing my norwegian millionaire playboy.

3 beers! Where was this! Tehy dont let us have more than 2 most places!

is your signature a joke?

...and I like juveniles

Only if they whispered sweet nothings into my ear as they did so.

I am willing to lodge attractive women or cool guys in my room at Johns for the cost of a weekly backrub.

Uh...what else could they possibly help you with? You want a place there, they're telling you they don't have one for you. All your other questions are pointless.

Fingers crossed johns has something a little more interesting planned than the stuff in that facebook link.

You go girl.