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  1. that bloke

    Fatties have right to extra airline seat

    It's the most base, simple logic you could possibly apply. And regardless, one doesn't have to go so far as famine to see the logic. Last time i wandered around Vietnam, Thailand, Brunei, i didn't see too many fat people. And i sure as shit didn't see too many fat kids! These places might be...
  2. that bloke

    Does anyone on here like IDM?

    so you write kanye's music off at the same time as you openly admit to having never really listened to his music?? Wow. You silly little bitch. "No, no! Dig UP stupid!"
  3. that bloke

    whats so exciting???

    Here's an idea.. ask some women you know?? Women are just as horny, perhaps actually hornier. But generally the thought of two guys smutting does not make them particularly moist.
  4. that bloke

    dirtbikes, motocross, supercross, freestyle, freeriding

    Just came back from the Gascoyne Dash in north-west WA. 500km over 2 days. I was a navigator in my cousins 4WD. Was brilliant. Till the gearbox shat it. Thinking i might take the crf up there next year to have a crack at it on that. Used to be obsessed with fmx when i was younger, but doesn't...
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    whats so exciting???

    No. they don't. Moron. Men love women. I love women. 2 women are better than one (When you're involved anyway). But the mass hysteria over it is largely a juvenile thing. Straight lesbianism doesn't do much for me these days. I find it boring. Particularly in the case of porn. I can't relate...
  6. that bloke

    Make the Ultimate Party Music List

    Hot tip would be to sift through all the Triple J Hottest 100 discs, particularly those before about volume 12. So many forgotten gems hidden away that you would never think of. eg. James - Laid At the Drive-In - Pattern Against User Faith no More - Epic New Order - Crystal Ace of Base -...
  7. that bloke

    tux

    Ermenegildo Zegna. Ohhhhh yeah. Not particularly cheap though haha. I delight in mine. If you already have a good black suit and a good grey/charcoal, then fuck it. Buy whatever the hell you want.
  8. that bloke

    Shirt and tie suggestions....

    as mentioned, keep it simple if running a bold pinstripe. Plain white shirt. Go a coloured tie if you like, but keep it toned down. Lighter shades should serve you well. Subtle. If you want a pattern in your tie, try to look for something with a textured pattern that sticks to a colour tone, as...
  9. that bloke

    Songs you CANNOT stop listening to

    ohh how i wish i could stop listening to these two songs. BUT I CAN'T! every pub, every shop, every radio station, every music channel, every bloody car that drives by, insists on bludgeoning every last shred of excellence out of them. over and over and over and over and over....bah. there is a...
  10. that bloke

    favourite albums?

    not a single nirvana.. wow. you kids are wack. Nirvana - Nevermind The Music- The Music/Welcome to the North The Rapture - Pieces of the People We Love Muse- Absolution Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Baby 81 Massive Attack - Collected Sublime - ahhh any of them
  11. that bloke

    Songs you CANNOT stop listening to

    ok im generally opposed to the mocking of individuals over the internet, it being pointless anonymous posturing.. but who said Metro Station - Shake It?? bahahahahahahahaha. to quote Shaun of the Dead.. "GGAAAAYY!" commercial 'emo' twats attempting to edge into indie rock demographic? That...
  12. that bloke

    Best Beer for Girls

    haha and i hate it how drunken teenagers going stupid on fruity leg-openers are the reason the rest of older society has to now pay through the nose for a six-pack of bundy or wild turkey mixes. Oh how i miss a six-pack of Dark 'n' Stormy for $18.
  13. that bloke

    your opinions on experimenting with drugs.. while on schoolies?

    Hahahah. haha. ice is the poor, boring man's speed. It is also the lamest high of all drugs going round. If you want to run amok, take speed/pills. If you want to sit around talking cod-shit, smoke a joint and talk about something vaguely interesting/amusing. Anywho, if you are new to pills...
  14. that bloke

    Favourite Movies.

    Snatch Trainspotting Pulp Fiction City of God Full Metal Jacket The Beach Schindler's List Hotel Rwanda Human Traffic Factory Girl Alfie
  15. that bloke

    snakes on a plane.

    I saw this on a ferry floating about hungover in the gulf of thailand. It's ridiculousness was just what my busted brain needed, and probably about all it could have handled. They were taking the piss. Samuel L. Jackson was taking the piss. Do remember this is the guy who quoted Ezekiels and...
  16. that bloke

    The Black Balloon

    Watched this straight after watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall with my girlfriend. She thought Forgetting Sarah Marshall was a better film. We are no longer seeing each other. The Black Balloon is a brilliant film.
  17. that bloke

    who RAVES here???!!

    dave? ahhhh "that's not my name!"
  18. that bloke

    who RAVES here???!!

    Has anyone seen the movie Human Traffic?? the short shelf-life of the rave scene is depicted most excellently in one particular scene. It is also one of the most true depictions of the drug scene ever put to film, and fucking hilarious.
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    who RAVES here???!!

    Ahhh you kids are still at, or only just finished high school?? Of course you're bloody teenyboppers. Read some Irvine Welsh books and you'll find that rave first shat the bed way back in the mid 90s.. and curiously each subsequent wave of rave freaks has suggested as little as 12 months after...
  20. that bloke

    New Zealand - contiki?

    I would suggest the kiwi explorer buses as opposed to Contiki. If you haven't booked already that is. I used them in the 04/05 summer break. They run a fleet of buses round a circuit much the same as Contiki whereby you can hop-on and hop-off whenever and where ever you like, and just wait a day...
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