Relationships are cringe asf ngl (1 Viewer)

[Aeonium]

loser weaker youdont

if ur slone u can buy 2x boba

if i was in a relo i could buy boba with someone and yap (the $200 i've spent at a boba spot is so that i can get free drinks when i'm in a relo with someone or if i am genuinely losing it)
also i dont need 2x boba i need 0.5x boba it's gonna kill me lowkey

 

[totally_screwed]

my friends are getting engaged and married like I had 3 close friends in one year and its so so cute
cringe is not the first word that comes to mind at all
they have beautiful connections with their partners and I'm betting it's forever, not cringe

some relationships are cringe though e.g. ones where ppl need to love themselves first and it shows, in toxic or stupid behaviours, or it's clearly performative and weird for clout, or when 14 yr olds have relationships like sorry that's cringe, stuff like that imo

 

[totally_screwed]

100% if money doesnt make u happy u never had enough money to begin with
i would trade my future wife for a $10000 check right now
and it depends on if u belive in heaven
and heaven u can judt ask for more money
no one is gonna be sexual in heaven anyways bc we all tranform into perfect individuals without those desires according to abrahamic religions

ik for a fact ur not trading ur wife for money
when the opportunity arises

 

[synthesisFR]

my friends are getting engaged and married like I had 3 close friends in one year and its so so cute
cringe is not the first word that comes to mind at all
they have beautiful connections with their partners and I'm betting it's forever, not cringe

some relationships are cringe though e.g. ones where ppl need to love themselves first and it shows, in toxic or stupid behaviours, or it's clearly performative and weird for clout, or when 14 yr olds have relationships like sorry that's cringe, stuff like that imo

but they banging

 

[carrotsss]

the money saved should make you happier

long term investment in a high interest savings account LOWK sounds bussin af lowk got me strokin it to the interest rate

5.5% interest rates going hard

 

[WeiWeiMan]

at what age is not ‘cringe’

none

 

[totally_screwed]

but they banging

are you asexual

 

[totally_screwed]

synthesis: but cooties

 

[gooner]

if money doesnt make u happy u never had enough money to begin with

realest shit ive heard

 

[synthesisFR]

5.5% interest rates going hard

ong bro unlimited edging potential for those cash

are you asexual

i said so many times i am asexual aromantic
i am evolved human
you guys are animals who cant let go of their primitive instincts

 

[totally_screwed]

ong bro unlimited edging potential for those cash


i said so many times i am asexual aromantic
i am evolved human
you guys are animals who cant let go of their primitive instincts

oh ok I didn't read half the thread

youre not evolved just a hater also not everyone who isn't repulsed by sex is obsessed with it get off reddit fr or whatever platforms giving u that impression

 

[synthesisFR]

oh ok I didn't read half the thread

youre not evolved just a hater also not everyone who isn't repulsed by sex is obsessed with it get off reddit fr or whatever platforms giving u that impression

are you ovulating rn or something? u need to stop defending relationships because they lead to reporduxtion (via banging)
that is horrific
im not on reddit
i just think its disgusting how some people like putting their private part into another private part
those are for peeing only u wierdo
how did humans rven think of that

 

[synthesisFR]

ik for a fact ur not trading ur wife for money
when the opportunity arises

? no shit i was joking
i was joking because thats illegal

its good to get muliple wives and send them off to work to make more money but hire them under your business so u can evade tax and get write offs

 

[synthesisFR]

but most people arent interested in in “love” indtead

 

[synthesisFR]

@totally_screwed are u single btw

 

[totally_screwed]

are you ovulating rn or something? u need to stop defending relationships because they lead to reporduxtion (via banging)
that is horrific
im not on reddit
i just think its disgusting how some people like putting their private part into another private part
those are for peeing only u wierdo
how did humans rven think of that

ur proper tweaking

I thought the asexual thing was jokes but I guess not lmao not gonna argue with u abt this then, ur brains just wired differently and that's fine the asexual community is very accepting and kind

 

[totally_screwed]

ok so I can't tell if you're joking anymore

 

[totally_screwed]

? no shit i was joking
i was joking because thats illegal

its good to get muliple wives and send them off to work to make more money but hire them under your business so u can evade tax and get write offs

 

[synthesisFR]

ur proper tweaking

I thought the asexual thing was jokes but I guess not lmao not gonna argue with u abt this then, ur brains just wired differently and that's fine the asexual community is very accepting and kind

i am NOT twerking

anyways i asked if ur single are you?
ps i do not want u ur hsc was 2020 ur about to get nun from church status. start writing ur will ur almost gone. hope u have enough good deeds. 21 years old omg ancient.

 

[xoNat]

those are for peeing only u wierdo

YOU LITERALLY TOOK BIOLOGY