2023 ATAR/HSC Marks (9 Viewers)

[HazzRat]

wollongong do you have a nice voice, why do I picture it sounding like really scratchy

Isn't that just stereotyping 4 people who live in Wollongong

 

[xoNat]

No, Wollongong seems like a nice place , hennie says she'll take me to the temple at CNY

 

[carrotsss]

me too, trying to find housing is so....

are u gonna stay on campus trying to find a place to rent seems so painful

 

[Masaken]

IM 13 BUIT PROLLY GET LIKE 9X MORE BITCHES THEN U

go and do your algebra hw buddy

 

[Bored of studying]

No, Wollongong seems like a nice place , hennie says she'll take me to the temple at CNY

Shits the slums ongawd mane. we living down cuh

 

[scaryshark09]

IM 13 BUIT PROLLY GET LIKE 9X MORE BITCHES THEN U

@its_ace21 is a girl
9 times 0 equals 0. Congratulations!

 

[nsw..wollongong]

its cause she makes everything so dramatic, it all seems super stressed and high pitched

r u good bc u seem to have something rude to say whenever i open my mouth

 

[xoNat]

just asked chatgpt for some thematic dread:

ME:
make a christmas carol that has underlying tones of impending doom about students getting their atar's back

GPT:
(To the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Dashing through the exams, in a panic-driven sleigh, Over textbooks we go, in the night and day. Cramming all the content, trying not to weep, What fun it is to stress and freak out in our sleep, oh!

Jingle bells, ATAR tells, impending doom's in the air, Oh, what fun it is to ride with a future so unclear, hey! Jingle bells, ATAR tells, the results are drawing near, Oh, what fun it is to ride with a cloud of doubt and fear.

A night before the scores, all through the land we pray, Hoping for a miracle, as dread won't go away. The clock is ticking loudly, time feels like a noose, Oh, what fun it is to face impending academic abuse, hey!

Jingle bells, ATAR tells, anxiety's everywhere, Oh, what fun it is to ride with an outcome so unfair, hey! Jingle bells, ATAR tells, the tension's in the air, Oh, what fun it is to ride with a future hard to bear.

Results are out, the moment's here, the silence grows so thick, Opening the portal to our academic pick. The numbers flash before us, like a haunting ghostly gloom, Oh, what fun it is to face the impending academic doom, hey!

Jingle bells, ATAR tells, dreams may disappear, Oh, what fun it is to ride with a future unclear, hey! Jingle bells, ATAR tells, the dread is crystal clear, Oh, what fun it is to face the impending academic sphere.

How much do I need to pay you to sing it?

 

[scaryshark09]

r u good bc u seem to have something rude to say whenever i open my mouth

sorry, nothing against you, its just the vibe i get from your posts

 

[xoNat]

you guys are legit half grown kiddies

 

[Bored of studying]

shiiii I should start rapping, but my parents are asian so idk if theyd let me

 

[xoNat]

I just... didn't want to hurt a harmless little year 7

 

[fx82au]

its ok guys i sr2ed all my subjects

 

[its_ace21]

MAYBE NEXT TIME ADD DETAIL SO MY SLIMES/TWIZZIES DONT LOCK UP THE STRAPS CUH

ngl i didnt understand anything from here but ok

 

[fx82au]

........... i feel like this isnt related to the 2023 hsc/atar results?

methinks you a geek

 

[xoNat]

I love geeks

 

[Bored of studying]

methinks you a geek

Ay this man aint an opp u a real one ong. welcome to the crew. we locked in cuh YESSIR

 

[xoNat]

by the way, styropyro is really funny! thanks for the recommendation guys

his humour is great

 

[Unovan]

I saw styropyro beating the shit out of an elderly lady yesterday

 

[peep]

Hey! Anyone know where I can watch the 1st in course ceremony?
Thanks!