that brings me to two weeks ago on the saturday
things were going well at a partay i was at, and i was chatting to this cute blonde grill about Pokemon Go HNNNG <3333on the couch, and she and i were laughing, sharing some jokes, she was entranced by the stories i was telling, and it was going really, really well - we got up to get some drinks, came back, continued chatting, etc.
meanwhile, this south efrican guy was sitting on a chair by himself and i could sense his jelly
Now, I then made a ~tactical blunder~ - when I said, "Bulbasaur is the best starter". Anyway, this tactical blunder... eventuated in the south efrican guy's hands all over her when they were making out an hour later
with that said though, it is my belief - that with 99% probability - that if i had not done the 'tactical blunder that was the right thing to do', that she and i would've gone upstairs to the spare bedroom that i had scouted out and do some stuff
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Also I'm still single because I haven't found the right girl who plays Pokemon Go yet <3
it's as really as simple as that