life or death situation (1 Viewer)

[iJimmy]

imagine this situation.

you are sitting for your hardest HSC exam and suddenly your crap starts pressuring your bowel to go take a shit. You have just started your exam and want to do it to the best of your ability but you know your severe urge to go. So would you finish the exam with crap dangling from your bum or take it out and rush the rest of the exam but with no excess pressure?

 

[ZonedOut]

The imagery you chose to use is so vulgar and disgusting that I had to take a shower. What the hell? Crap dangling from your bum? Excess pressure?

Getting outta here.

 

[iJimmy]

15 mins isn't long for a bowel cleansing poop

 

[Absolutezero]

Shit in your chair
Other students will move away
Distraction-free exam

 

[iJimmy]

^bahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahaa

 

[ZonedOut]

Context: Advanced English test.

Student realises he needs to take a dump -> gets an epiphany -> turns to creative writing section to write about belonging... in the toilet.

= Profit?

Note: ends up being mocked by Bored of Studies forum in the band 2/3 written responses.

 

[someth1ng]

Hold it in a bit until you really need to go - when you really need to, run off, do a ninja shit and done.

 

[Candidate]

Hold it in a bit until you really need to go - when you really need to, run off, do a ninja shit and done.

^^ This.

Although there might not be time to wipe.

 

[Kiraken]

life or death situation

 

[bluecrisps]

fark got an innovative idea.
why not have hsc in the toilets? :O

 

[madharris]

Why not bring a commode into the exam if you think that you are prone to emptying your bowels?

 

[OzKo]

Why not bring a commode into the exam if you think that you are prone to emptying your bowels?

Look at this OT bringing in his OT jargon

komodo dragon my arse

 

[madharris]

Look at this OT bringing in his OT jargon

komodo dragon my arse

If you have a komodo dragon coming out of your arse then you might want to see a doctor...

 

[Absolutezero]

Why not bring a commode into the exam if you think that you are prone to emptying your bowels?

Needs more bidet

 

[madharris]

Needs more bidet

It's actually not a bowl... it's a hole
The purpose is just to raise the height of the toilet seat
So you just need a bucket or something at the bottom if you're going to bring one into the exam or you will shit on the ground