Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (1 Viewer)

[Kiraken]

which reminds me


Dear boyfriend of the former 2-time number one secret crush,

Fuck you.


and how dare you inject your filthy, inferior, sub-par, below grade, poor quality, atrocious, abominable, awful, dreadful, terrible, unspeakably horrid, ineffably deplorable, pitiful, hopelessly horrid, lousy, incompetently unskilled and mediocre, unsuitable and unfavourable gametes into my former number one secret crush

how dare you

Its like u ask for people to hate you lol

 

[Shadowdude]

You will die a virgin.

m8


we've gone over this before, sex is a mere fee away at some random establishment in the city...

 

[OzKo]

m8


we've gone over this before, sex is a mere fee away at some random establishment in the city...

You wouldn't have the balls to do it anyway.

 

[Shadowdude]

Its like u ask for people to hate you lol

have you read the novella called 'The Aspern Papers'

it's a story that deals with other people reading other's private communiques

 

[Shadowdude]

You wouldn't have the balls to do it anyway.

i know


CD places they are

 

[KatherinePierce]

which reminds me


Dear boyfriend of the former 2-time number one secret crush,

Fuck you.


and how dare you inject your filthy, inferior, sub-par, below grade, poor quality, atrocious, abominable, awful, dreadful, terrible, unspeakably horrid, ineffably deplorable, pitiful, hopelessly horrid, lousy, incompetently unskilled and mediocre, unsuitable and unfavourable gametes into my former number one secret crush

how dare you

dafuq.

 

[slyhunter]

terrible

 

[Riproot]

Back to ignoring you.

I think so. ^.^

 

[OzKo]

i know


CD places they are

Point proven.

 

[morts]

shadowdude, if worst comes to worst there is always

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bride_kidnapping

 

[Shadowdude]

shadowdude, if worst comes to worst there is always

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bride_kidnapping

too illegal for my liking

 

[slyhunter]

your anger will consume you one day

 

[Shadowdude]

your anger will consume you one day

its okay

i'll just do the same thing i did last time:


get a roll of sticky tape

and throw it angrily at a concrete wall on level 4 of the red centre

because i dont want to break anything

and then mope and cry for a bit and feel somewhat better afterward

 

[morts]

you actually cried?

 

[OzKo]

you actually cried?

That's our shadowdude for you.

 

[Shadowdude]

i'm just in touch with my emotional side, okay

 

[slyhunter]

i get the feeling it's happened numerous times

 

[Riproot]

you actually cried?

This.

Like, if you were gay or a woman, sure, go ahead, BUT you're supposed to be proving to these sluts how "alpha" and "manly" you are.

Fuck.

 

[soloooooo]

What is wrong with men crying? It shouldn't be looked down upon.

 

[Shadowdude]

nah, just on that particular day - i was walking to maccas (to meet up with you, annagurl and the rest of you who I thought were there) and it was raining and I was just like

"oh great, yeah now the weather's against me too. FUCK THE WORLD. SCREW YOU ALL."

and i walked in the rain, while everyone ran around, i didn't care


two hours later i was staring at dildos at a sex shop


Funny how things work out.