Random L&R Story thread (2 Viewers)

[Arcorn]

Maybe because I assumed the other guy would share his book with her...?


m8 you cannot possibly understand the complexities of this situation

Pretty sure you were both being dicks initially.

 

[Shadowdude]

Chip in on it for what? Who was buying it?

Uhh, I chipped in a third of the cost.

what are you going to do with that dildo

Birthday present for a friend.

Did you buy a butt plug too?

Uhh, no.

Also, why the hell was that dildo $30.

geez


I was looking at some of the prices...

Very ex-whore-bitant

hehehehehe

but srsly, they're very expensive.

 

[soloooooo]

Birthday present for a friend.

A male friend right?

So the storey goes, 3 guys walk into a sex shop. Look around suspiciously, then each put in $10 to buy a $30 dildo together. Is that right?

 

[Arcorn]

A male friend right?

So the storey goes, 3 guys walk into a sex shop. Look around suspiciously, then each put in $10 to buy a $30 dildo together. Is that right?

And this is why I don't disregard everything solo says.

 

[Shadowdude]

A male friend right?

So the storey goes, 3 guys walk into a sex shop. Look around suspiciously, then each put in $10 to buy a $30 dildo together. Is that right?

female friend.

And it was five of us, one who suggested it, his friend, and three of us who eventually chipped in.

 

[pony_magician]

I just ask about the butt plug incase it was for yourself.

It's best to open your butt up a bit before shoving a dildo in it

 

[Shadowdude]

...

 

[Arcorn]

I just ask about the butt plug incase it was for yourself.

It's best to open your butt up a bit before shoving a dildo in it

Why do you know this?

 

[pony_magician]

Why do you not?

 

[Arcorn]

Why do you not?

Because I don't stick things in my butt.

 

[pony_magician]

Neither do I.

 

[townie]

Shadowdude are you really that starved for attention that you must post the same story in four different threads

 

[Shadowdude]

more like - one thread cannot contain the 'omg i can't believe that happened' factor of it

 

[townie]

Do it again and it's an infraction

 

[Shadowdude]

For what?

Random L+R Story thread is for Random L+R stories and discussion of that
Swizzle's Love Thread is for secret messages to your secret crush and discussion of that
What are you feeling right now? is for what I'm feeling right now and discussion of that
Thread that Never Ends is for pretty much anything and everything

 

[townie]

And spamming is posting the same thing repeatedly

 

[Riproot]

So I went to a sex shop today...


And contributed to buying a dildo.


it was... interesting.

kinda like how it looked on GTA: SA but you could actually read and browse the DVD/magazine titles and make out what the objects were...

hmm

we went to a sex shop after you went home at the 10th birthday meat. We know what it's like.

 

[RDX]

Amazing story.

 

[Shadowdude]

we went to a sex shop after you went home at the 10th birthday meat. We know what it's like.

yes, but... see your description is 'i went to a sex shop'

i describe the sex shop so that those of us who haven't gone - can envision it for themselves

it's good story telling.

 

[Riproot]

yes, but... see your description is 'i went to a sex shop'

i describe the sex shop so that those of us who haven't gone - can envision it for themselves

it's good story telling.

We*

No. Why would we? It's not even good. We just laughed, and I bought a porno to feel less-guilty about laughing. Then we left.