The First Kiss (1 Viewer)

[Eg155]

soon... possibly tomorrow... scared as...:L

 

[Shadowdude]

soon... possibly tomorrow... scared as...:L

wait what

how

explain

 

[pony_magician]

no hugh grant has a cute accent </3

 

[Eg155]

wait what

how

explain

...

 

[Shadowdude]

new school + boys = eg& bf...

i think my first kiss will be tomorrow coz he we went to the school disco together and he didnt do it then coz he chickened out and then he tells me how much he regrets it...
tomorrow is our chem exam and it finishes early and no school after... we plan to 'study' for our maths exam... this is gunna be awkward... both first timer ya know? :L

You can't plan these things though

Anyways, good luck to you I suppose (not really sure what to say here). But umm... yeah. Have fun.

 

[Eg155]

You can't plan these things though

Anyways, good luck to you I suppose (not really sure what to say here). But umm... yeah. Have fun.

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[pony_magician]

hahahha jesus christ eg

 

[Eg155]

hahahha jesus christ eg

whaattt pony magician??

 

[PaterzAttack]

You can't plan these things though

Anyways, good luck to you I suppose (not really sure what to say here). But umm... yeah. Have fun.

says the bloke who reads through tonnes of pages of l&r and makes plans on how to pick up girls

 

[Shadowdude]

says the bloke who reads through tonnes of pages of l&r and makes plans on how to pick up girls

m8

you can't deny success

those plans work


meanwhile the only time you see a girl is if you embrace your suppressed-inner-pervert and look through nicola's window

 

[pony_magician]

you're just completely overthining it and stressing and basically calm the fuck down

 

[iRuler]

I feel yu creepin'

 

[Eg155]

im am the purest definition of calm. wat choo talkin 'bout, pony ? ^.-

 

[PaterzAttack]

m8

you can't deny success

those plans work


meanwhile the only time you see a girl is if you embrace your suppressed-inner-pervert and look through nicola's window

fucking hell the asparagus is overflowing tonight
so the girl can't plan her first kiss
but its ok for you to plan cr33ping on girls because "you can't deny success"

yep, i've got a suppressed-inner-pervert thing going on. well if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black. except you need to work on your suppression.
if you must know, uni night last night was great. there were many women and many drinks and good music.
meanwhile myself and everyone else on this planet can interact with girls without having to plan it and talk about it on the internet

 

[Shadowdude]

fucking hell the asparagus is overflowing tonight
so the girl can't plan her first kiss
but its ok for you to plan cr33ping on girls because "you can't deny success"

yep, i've got a suppressed-inner-pervert thing going on. well if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black. except you need to work on your suppression.
if you must know, uni night last night was great. there were many women and many drinks and good music.
meanwhile myself and everyone else on this planet can interact with girls without having to plan it and talk about it on the internet

just because you haven't kissed a girl yet pat, you should know that from my own personal experience - if you plan something, it usually won't go that way

however, in the way of 'planning' how to approach women - that's a different story because while a kiss requires reciprocity, approaching women is a one-way deal and thus is malleable and changeable. thus you can legitimately plan for it. or something.


And that's nice that you went to a party. But if you think that I'm the only one who needs to plan and talk about it on the internet, you really need to get out more.

 

[PaterzAttack]

haha fucking hell you're a virgin trying to school me on women

 

[PaterzAttack]

ok im going to give up because this kid's overwhelming autism will never allow him to understand anything that is wrong with anything

 

[Shadowdude]

ok im going to give up because this kid's overwhelming autism will never allow him to understand anything that is wrong with anything

says the guy who thinks i'm the only one in the world who struggles with women

yeah okay

 

[pony_magician]

lets just end this here and say that being a virgin isn't the worst thing the world

 

[Eddykungfu]

lets just end this here and say that being a virgin isn't the worst thing the world

Yeah, World hunger JUST wins