This Check-out chick... (1 Viewer)

[jumb]

This until she asks you if you need any help:

i cracked at some of the responses lol

Me too. This has been amazing.

 

[Super King]

Buy her chocolate and flowers, tell her her hair looks nice, and if she rejects you or acts weirded out sob uncontrollably in front of her and say your puppy died.

She'll at least have to pity fuck you.

 

[kirakunix]

SInce she's the one that's always smiling, it's about time you returned the favour.

Next time you rock up to woolies, carry a pair of handcuffs and wear a black shirt with "DTF" in white (oooh, white LOL)

Go up to her and give her the biggest smile

 

[anne1010]

lol at this thread.
im always smiling... that doesnt mean i wanna bang everyone i smile at lol.

 

[slyhunter]

lol at this thread.
im always smiling... that doesnt mean i wanna bang everyone i smile at lol.

Happy.

 

[mirakon]

is OP related to sinophile

 

[slyhunter]

It's a possibility.

 

[zombie omie jay]

lol at this thread.
im always smiling... that doesnt mean i wanna bang everyone i smile at lol.

are you sure

 

[jumb]

lol at this thread.
im always smiling... that doesnt mean i wanna bang everyone i smile at lol.

you're a horrible tease

 

[anne1010]

are you sure

lmao yea. i smile at girls too?

 

[Arcorn]

If I wanted all the customers that came into work and I smiled at I would be a major slut, for old people.

 

[anne1010]

If I wanted all the customers that came into work and I smiled at I would be a major slut, for old people.

little kids too? *pedo face*

 

[stampede]

i cracked at some of the responses lol

same

buy 10, 2kg packets of dog food and lubricant, then walk up to the counter, do not break eye contact and attempt a creepy smile the whole time. women love the unexpected, she will laugh, you will fall in love and live happily ever after

ahahahahah this one has been the best +1


who are about half of these posters btw i have never seen them are they just multiple accounts of other bosers or wat


and OP, you are a pathetic piece of shit grow some balls and grab her ass with a complimentary wink next time

all girls love being sexually harassed/raped come on son get with it

 

[Shadowdude]

srsly just go up and say hi and ask for her number

 

[muhahahahahaha]

a girl smiles at you...youre in!
my advice would be to wait around at the shops till she finishes her shift. then follow her to her car but make sure she doesnt see you. follow her home. she'll think youre so romantic.

or creepy and stalkerish??

 

[slyhunter]

or creepy and stalkerish??

No it's definitely romantic.

 

[anne1010]

No it's definitely romantic.

exactly.
if she calls the police, shes just trying to tell you that she likes a man in uniform.

 

[muhahahahahaha]

@OP, the girl likes you but she was obviously put off by the fact that you didnt give her any attention the first two times you went there and she tried being friendly towards you. Girls like guys who give them attention. You should have smiled back!!! But nevertheless, you should go back and try to talk to her...hell, maybe you could even tell her that youve noticed her a few times

 

[anne1010]

@OP, the girl likes you but she was obviously put off by the fact that you didnt give her any attention the first two times you went there and she tried being friendly towards you. Girls like guys who give them attention. You should have smiled back!!! But nevertheless, you should go back and try to talk to her...hell, maybe you could even tell her that youve noticed her a few times

i hope ur joking. just cause she smiled at him doesnt mean she likes him. if he likes her then sure ask her out but there is a very high chance shell decline.

 

[slyhunter]

exactly.
if she calls the police, shes just trying to tell you that she likes a man in uniform.

If she then gets an AVO, she's just playin' hard to get.