How to befriend a girl (4 Viewers)

[Shadowdude]

this is why no girl will ever fuck you

Oh, but reading Rafy's link "Do you know what your daughter's doing tonight?" gives me hope. =P

Sure, I think the girls are doing morally reprehensible things - and are probably not that attractive at all - but... you know. 'Tis confusing.

 

[swizzler]

how to be head a girl

 

[hungwell1337]

Though if you said Hooters Penrith - I know a girl who works there (as of current).

Umm, no it's called not being creepy with girls you know. Besides, I have enough trouble figuring out who she is because she has a knack of dye-ing her hair every now and again and other stuff as well.

what the fuck? you are worse than cancer

 

[Shadowdude]

Like she came back to say Hi for my Year 12 graduation and she was blonde and seemed a bit taller than I remember her. And then now she's a brunette. If you see someone like that sporadically, small changes in appearance can confuse you and make you double-guess yourself.

 

[Arcorn]

Like she came back to say Hi for my Year 12 graduation and she was blonde and seemed a bit taller than I remember her. And then now she's a brunette. If you see someone like that sporadically, small changes in appearance can confuse you and make you double-guess yourself.

No, I'm pretty sure you have ass burgers.

 

[abbeyroad]

I'm not a nut. I'm eccentric, and that means I'll be good for one of those... character parts in those plays.

jesus there's a difference between being eccentric and being an autistic dumb fuck

geniuses are eccentric, whereas slides and shadowfails (ie:you) are just autistic

 

[Shadowdude]

No, I'm pretty sure you have ass burgers.

You're pretty wrong then

jesus there's a difference between being eccentric and being an autistic dumb fuck

geniuses are eccentric, whereas slides and shadowfails (ie:you) are just autistic

Oh are we still living in 2009 are we?

Continuing to persist that I'm overly socially awkward or autistic or can't talk to women and all that stuff isn't damaging me right now because I've proved you all wrong already, and repeatedly and consistently - it's just making you look stupid by refusing to accept that. Just sayin'

If you'd like to come up with a new grievance against me - that'd be more appreciated than now. It's getting boring... really.

 

[Arcorn]

You're pretty wrong then

Doesn't seem that way.

Oh are we still living in 2009 are we?

Continuing to persist that I'm overly socially awkward or autistic or can't talk to women and all that stuff isn't damaging me right now because I've proved you all wrong already, and repeatedly and consistently - it's just making you look stupid by refusing to accept that. Just sayin'

If you'd like to come up with a new grievance against me - that'd be more appreciated than now. It's getting boring... really.

Why are you getting all defensive? Obviously it's bothering you. Also, you haven't proved us wrong until you've had sex with a girl.

 

[Shadowdude]

Why are you getting all defensive? Obviously it's bothering you. Also, you haven't proved us wrong until you've had sex with a girl.

If you want to continue with your old-time perceptions then fine with me. I'm saying that your trolling would be more entertaining for all of us, and for me, if you came up with better material based hopefully on fact - and not on 2009 perceptions.

People are leaving this forum because it's boring - or so I hear. I can see why. Please get new material.


And this whole "You haven't proved us wrong thing..." is also getting old. Firstly it was befriending a girl before I could 'prove you wrong', then talking to one, then whatever it was after that and now it's having sex. It was a challenge the first... like two times. Now it's just desperate.

 

[abbeyroad]

lol having contrived, awkward conversations with girls who are too nice/embarrassed to ignore you =/= proof that you're not autistic

 

[Shadowdude]

lol having contrived, awkward conversations with girls who are too nice/embarrassed to ignore you =/= proof that you're not autistic

That doesn't explain the girls who came up to me for conversation though.

 

[swizzler]

lol having contrived, awkward conversations with girls who are too nice/embarrassed to ignore you =/= proof that you're not autistic

friend, lets not jump to conclusions

awkward conversations with cute girls are my specialty. uncomfortable = best

 

[Jimmy Recard]

autistic

 

[Arcorn]

friend, lets not jump to conclusions

awkward conversations with cute girls are my specialty. uncomfortable = best

Nah, uncomfortable only works with hot slutty girls. Cute girls comfortable works better.

 

[Elesh]

awkward conversations = creepy if you're not good looking
else = sexual tension if you're hawt

listen to the PUA

 

[Bored of Fails]

autistic

to say the least

 

[Shadowdude]

to say the least

Oh hey Matty G?

 

[slyhunter]

Yup.

 

[iRuler]

Oh hey Matty G?

Chromatic not Matty G

 

[Absolutezero]

It's Chromatic, pretending to be Matt.