Engrish around the world (1 Viewer)

[4025808]

Post some examples of engrish that you see around

I got some examples such as:

Care fell into the water (小心落水), even when it's meant to say beware of the water or something...

I got a menu in a Beijing restaurant and it had all full of engrish examples... even one with a garlic frying cock (it's supposed to say garlic chicken or something)

 

[Absolutezero]

 

[Squishxmishyx]

Zomg LOL Cunt Examination ^

Kam Fook Restaurant at Chatswood.
More like CUM FUCK RESTAURANT. AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA.

 

[Omnipotence]

lol

 

[slyhunter]

 

[4025808]

There's also the Wong Fook Hing Bookstore (黃福興書) in San Francisco or New York... (it sound's like wrong fucking bookstore) :L

... because you know if you can't find your book you want, then you went to duh Wong Fook Hing bookstore xD

 

[mitchy_boy]

I have an 'engrish' book.

So good.

 

[mitchy_boy]

 

[4025808]

I have an 'engrish' book.

So good.

OMG I was going to go to the restaurant where I found all of those chinglish and I was going to steal the menu and take it home as a memory

 

[mitchy_boy]

Yeh there was so much shit in Beijing, that I was like wtf too, haha.

Also,

 

[4025808]

Yeh there was so much shit in Beijing, that I was like wtf too, haha.

omg you went to China too? :O

man you would see a lot in those places where they don't even have many foreigners, especially in Chongqing; where I come from.

Another example; The university six levels use the book (大学英语六级用书)

 

[Silver Persian]

When I was in Turkey the tour guide at Gallipoli talked about Simpson and his Monkey.

She was a nice lady.

 

[Taketheatrain]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Everything in this thread is killing me.

My fave from enrgish.com:

And have a nice day…

Sign found in Malaysia.​

 

[Taketheatrain]

Yeh there was so much shit in Beijing, that I was like wtf too, haha.

Also,

This is the perfect stationary to use when writing a romantic love letter.

 

[Taketheatrain]

 

[Drongoski]

OMG I was going to go to the restaurant where I found all of those chinglish and I was going to steal the menu and take it home as a memory (memento?)

Is that what you meant?

 

[slyhunter]

 

[4025808]

Is that what you meant?

Oh yeah that's what I meant, thanks for the correction

This is the perfect stationary to use when writing a romantic love letter.

Man I swear sometimes Japanese do not know what they're trying to portray to their audience... omg and it makes me laugh when it ends up having all this nude related stuff, especially on shirts (I saw one that was like "seduction is my strategy" xD)

 

[Absolutezero]

Oh yeah that's what I meant, thanks for the correction



Man I swear sometimes Japanese do not know what they're trying to portray to their audience... omg and it makes me laugh when it ends up having all this nude related stuff, especially on shirts (I saw one that was like "seduction is my strategy" xD)

Just as Asian languages are used as decoration in English speaking countries, the reverse is true.

 

[4025808]

Just as Asian languages are used as decoration in English speaking countries, the reverse is true.

Heck I saw fail Chinese over here in Australia too