Man marries pillow!!! (1 Viewer)

[little_cutiie]

Pillows have feelings?
hhahahaha
thats something i never knew lol

Yeah!!! :rofl:

The pillow won't even know when he's cheating on her with another pillow!!! They have feelings too!!!

 

[thongetsu]

pillow should take him to court for rape!

 

[x.christina]

forced marriage

 

[bazrah]

Oh well it's good to see they have equal rights in Korea. We will never have equal rights in Australia until I can marry my pillow.

 

[kaz1]

At least he will have a wife that gives head every night.

 

[x.christina]

well imagine if he married his blow up doll lol

 

[postnatal]

guy stole idea from 30 rock

 

[Dragonmaster262]

I know a real life guy who's in love with a pillow. He's British and his name is Johnathon. Looks likes he's not alone.

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

I know a real life guy who's in love with a pillow. He's British and his name is Johnathon. Looks likes he's not alone.

he's a friend of yours isnt he?

 

[Dragonmaster262]

Nah he's my friend's sister's boyfriend. I've never actually talked to him.

 

[moll.]

Nah he's my friend's sister's boyfriend. I've never actually talked to him.

Great. So the guy who fucks a pillow can get a girlfriend, but I can't.
I hope your sister's friend is as ugly as fuck. It'll make me feel better.

 

[pman]

Great. So the guy who fucks a pillow can get a girlfriend, but I can't.
I hope your sister's friend is as ugly as fuck. It'll make me feel better.

don't you mean sisters friend

 

[moll.]

don't you mean sisters friend

No. I don't.
Try learning proper English; apostraphes are supposed to be used for possessive nouns.

 

[violentdelights]

Great. So the guy who fucks a pillow can get a girlfriend, but I can't.
I hope your sister's friend is as ugly as fuck. It'll make me feel better.

lol.

 

[x.christina]

Great. So the guy who fucks a pillow can get a girlfriend, but I can't.
I hope your sister's friend is as ugly as fuck. It'll make me feel better.

stop being such a dickhead and maybe the girls will stick around.

 

[moll.]

stop being such a dickhead and maybe the girls will stick around.

So you mean I can't have the best of both worlds?
Nuts.

 

[x.christina]

So you mean I can't have the best of both worlds?
Nuts.

Gotta say, girls do like dickheads (or just me idk)
but not to the point where they're so self obsessed they care more about themselves then their girlfriends.

 

[moll.]

Hey wait, I just realised that your rule is absolutely terrible and falls apart under even arbitrary evidence.
Exhibit A: Nolan's girlfriend is hot.
Exhibit B: Omar remains single.

 

[pman]

No. I don't.
Try learning proper English; apostraphes are supposed to be used for possessive nouns.

woopsie, i made the same mistake you did, I meant friend's sister

 

[Dragonmaster262]

Great. So the guy who fucks a pillow can get a girlfriend, but I can't.
I hope your sister's friend is as ugly as fuck. It'll make me feel better.

He pretends that his pillow is his girlfriend and then makes advances on it that his real girlfriend will not tolerate.