Not wrong at all.
- Virgin Birth: Matthew and Luke include genealogies of David's line to show that Jesus is related to David, as to account for the Old Testament prophecy that the messiah will be of the line of David. Think about it this way, however. If Joseph was, in no way at all, Jesus' father, then these genealogies are completely irrelevant.
This suggests that the myth of virgin birth was added into the Christian dogma at the very least after these two gospels were added, though the very manipulation of Matthew and Luke that added the idea of virgin birth broke the link between David and Jesus, and these irrelevant genealogies are just a trace of the way the Gospels were manipulated to suit the theological developments of the early Christian church.
Well I'll start with this one because this is quite easy to deal with at this time. Joseph WAS Jesus' father. Not by conception, but he did raise him as his own. Everyone KNEW Jesus as Joseph's son. He did not run around the countryside yelling "Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus, he's actually the son of God..." he claimed him as his own, raised him as his own, loved him as his own.
- The Census: Jesus needed to fit the prophecy of being born in Bethlehem, yet it is a well-recognized fact that Jesus of Nazareth is well known as being ... of Nazareth. The authors of the Gospel, therefore, make up a story about Mary and Joseph being forced to pack up and move half-way across the province to Bethlehem for a census. Not only can we say with historical certainty that this census never happened, ever, in a small-scale agricultural subsistence economy before the age of large-scale computerized records, it would be absolutely absurd for the Romans to imposed this upon anyone. It is absurd because they absolutely didn't. This story is made up.
This story MAY be made up. You cannot be sure. There is no evidence outside the bible that it did happen (Yes, I do know a little about the Ancient History of this time, suprisingly seeing as it's the most important decision I have made in my life). And it may seem implausible... buuuuuuut the Egyptians Built the Pyramids (or maybe aliens did and we're actually unknowingly fighting an intergalactic war against them right now), the Roman's built the Colloseum and thousands of kilometres of roads and unless it was an inordinately ridiculous fluke, someone built Stonehenge. Improbable, not impossible.
I am no serious student of History (I'm doing a Music Education degree with very little history included), so If there is evidence that makes you say with historical CERTAINTY I think posting of said sources would be interesting to see. Not because I want to catch out, because I'm generally interested.
- Herod's slaughter: Matthew asserts that in order to find and kill the new-born messiah, Herod had all the male children under the age of 2 in and around Bethlehem put to death.
This is a fabrication. Herod the Great was guilty of monstrous crimes, including the murder of some of his own family members, however there are several historians, including the Jewish historian Josephus, who delight in disparaging Herod and listing his crimes, and not one mentions this.
It is a made up story.
- This is a good point, but one I have heard before. Once again, our Historical records of this era are scarce, and just because the few people who believed that writing down history as opposed to aurally transferring it was the way to go, doesn't mean they missed facts or chose to leave out what they thought were relevant details. But that's just the way I've personally viewed all my history studies.
- Judas' betrayal: The Gospels are completely contradictory on almost every element of Judas' betrayal. The fact is that this is a complete and utter invention. It was possible for the religious authorities to arrest Jesus a large amount of times without the populace finding out; keeping tabs on his whereabouts in such circumstances would have been easy.
The religious authorities did not need a betrayal at all; yet the gospel writers did, in order to fulfill a couple more prophecies that they could squeeze in. It is, as expected with a made up event, full of contradictions and riddled with holes.
Orrr... like any eyewitness account, full of different angles and viewings of the story from people with different biases. It wasn't so much that the religious authorities needed to arrest Jesus in private. They disliked Jesus because he continually rebuked them and showed them to be the hypocritical men they were. They wanted to arrest him for heresy, which is why they constantly tried to make him falter to get him to speak heresy so they COULD arrest him. For one of many examples, the story in which they ask Jesus about paying taxes to Caesar and Jesus simply states to give to Caesar what is Caesar's. They tried to trick him and failed. They wanted to publicly humiliate him. The only way they were able to get him to speak what they believed was heresy was to get him to say the one thing he could not deny, that he was the son of God.
The Classic "Liar, Lunatic or Lord" conundrum.
We understand very little about the nature of Judas' betrayal. Namely because there were no witnesses to what happened. Judas could have told them that Jesus would refuse to deny that he was the son of God, we do not know. Apart from that claim, the pharasies actually did not have any charge that I can think of to arrest Jesus with.
- The Last Supper: Again, the Gospels contradict eachother with regularity here, and it is likely that such an idea of the Last Supper was, in fact, the work of Paul, who claims he was given instructions about the Last Supper of Jesus directly from the Lord. However if the Christian Church had been celebrating the idea of the Last Supper for thirty to forty years before this, his claim would be entirely false.
The reality is that Paul, who, although he never met Jesus at any point in his life, was extremely influential in winning out over the theology of the original apostles, stresses that his account of things was not taught to him by any man, citing revelations, visions, dreams, etc. Paul was from Tarsus, which was quite possibly the largest center for a rival of Christianity, the Mithraic cult, which predated Christianity. The cult told of Mithras, who was the Son of God, a sacrificial saviour who granted believers eternal life. Sound familiar? The idea of communal meals and ritual suppers was deeply embedded in the discourse in which Paul would have been submerged during the development of his theology.
Again, it is quite likely an element of Christianity that was quite simply adopted from another rival cult.
One flaw in this would be the claim that Paul had anything to do with the Mithraic cult. Paul was a Pharisee and one of the key persecutors of early Christians. I wouldn't be suprised if he knew nothing about the cult's teaching other than Heresy, as you continue to claim that members of Abrahamic religions know nothing about other religion's or science. Just a thought...
Your point about the last Supper is also another conclusion based on supposition... Contradiction is not a bad thing in eyewitness accounts.
I could go on, however I have provided evidence for the claims that you wished to see evidence for. What this shows is that the Gospel writers invented and manipulated history to suit their purposes, that they contradict each other and that they were heavily edited to accommodate the shifting dogma of the Early Church, and one can even trace Paul's heavy influence on such dogma despite not ever having met Jesus and not writing any of the Gospels.
No what this shows is that you've read a couple of books on the subject. Claims without evidence so far. No sources, no pointing out of which specific contradictions you are pointing to.
I am more than happy to elaborate on any of these points, for those that are interested, but please, since you did say you would "LOVE" to see the evidence, attempt to read this with an open mind and see the points I have raised. Not that I expect you will, but I may plead.
So yes. There is the evidence in its plainest form. Now put your fingers in your ears and yell "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" as I expect you will.
I thought you might have had something new to bring to the table, but I have heard these arguments more than a few times, but previously the arguers have at least tried to provide me with sources and specific verses in context that they believe are cancelling contradictory statements.
I do not take people seriously who make big broad sweeping statements who either haven't done their research, who quote other people's logic and rhetoric or who just immediately believe that I do not have an open mind because I believe something different to them.
The amount of people that tell me that evolution is "just a theory" is absurd. It is as irrefutable a scientific fact as gravity is.
Don't worry, this annoys me too...
The amount of people that are unaware of the things I just described to you. The amount of people that are unaware of the brutal and violent contents of their own book. The amount of people that are unaware of these facts is staggering, and it is this ignorance that is responsible for the survival of such nonsense in our modern society.
Most people OUTSIDE the faith don't know these things either... but I agree on this too, it is sad that many Christians don't understand or know their own book. Just as it is sad that many militant Atheists claim to know the book without understanding context or having read the book itself in its actual context.
Oh deary me ... maybe be familiar with the contents of your own Holy Book before attempting to defend it.
That makes no sense... I was making a point that he was making a mass generalisation about Christians all being brainwashed from childhood when it is just not true. That's about as childish a statement as I've seen.