David Spade
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The OP obviously lives in a shitty, lower class, bogan area.Hey team, just gonna throw out this crazy hypothesis I've been mulling about for a while.
Girls are shit.
No matter what they say on paper the fact is they don't want some cool, interesting guy that gives as much as half a shit about their opinions and feelings. Barely any girls have any interest in anything even mildly intellectual and the ones that do are either extremely prude or taken by some asshole.
Chicks want some intellectual cesspit of a retard football player with about as much charisma as a cricket bat. You don't have to be smart, or witty, or interesting or unique or caring or any of that shit. You have to be a douchebag who moves from woman to woman treating them all like shit and bragging about it to your meathead sports buddies.
Nobody I have talked to knows what girls want. I see chicks walking around town with some complete dropkick who hasn't read a book in his life. Some poorly dressed imbecile with a shitty, mundane and generic personality. Yeah this I am sure has been stated by many, but I felt the need to reiterate.
I know a heap of smart, cool guys that are great to be around that don't have girlfriends (and no, they're not fat OR ugly). And yet there are dropkick fuckwits running around in their football jerseys who list their interests as 'going to the gym' and Akon is my favourite artist' or 'I admire Paris Hilton', and yet these drooling fuckheads have all the girls they want.
So please, does anyone know if there are girls that exist who are decent? Also where do I find them?
And yes, I can get laid, I'm not some hell fugly guy.
Yeah you could totally get laid if you wanted, but you CHOOSE not to because girls are so shit, amrite?And yes, I can get laid, I'm not some hell fugly guy.
whoops my badway to not spell my name properly.
and oh my gosh what is going on in peoples minds.
Hey team, just gonna throw out this crazy hypothesis I've been mulling about for a while.
Girls are shit.
No matter what they say on paper the fact is they don't want some cool, interesting guy that gives as much as half a shit about their opinions and feelings. Barely any girls have any interest in anything even mildly intellectual and the ones that do are either extremely prude or taken by some asshole.
Chicks want some intellectual cesspit of a retard football player with about as much charisma as a cricket bat. You don't have to be smart, or witty, or interesting or unique or caring or any of that shit. You have to be a douchebag who moves from woman to woman treating them all like shit and bragging about it to your meathead sports buddies.
Nobody I have talked to knows what girls want. I see chicks walking around town with some complete dropkick who hasn't read a book in his life. Some poorly dressed imbecile with a shitty, mundane and generic personality. Yeah this I am sure has been stated by many, but I felt the need to reiterate.
I know a heap of smart, cool guys that are great to be around that don't have girlfriends (and no, they're not fat OR ugly). And yet there are dropkick fuckwits running around in their football jerseys who list their interests as 'going to the gym' and Akon is my favourite artist' or 'I admire Paris Hilton', and yet these drooling fuckheads have all the girls they want.
So please, does anyone know if there are girls that exist who are decent? Also where do I find them?
And yes, I can get laid, I'm not some hell fugly guy.
I still LOVE this SO much.
Hey team, just gonna throw out this crazy hypothesis I've been mulling about for a while.
Girls are shit.
No matter what they say on paper the fact is they don't want some cool, interesting guy that gives as much as half a shit about their opinions and feelings. Barely any girls have any interest in anything even mildly intellectual and the ones that do are either extremely prude or taken by some asshole.
Chicks want some intellectual cesspit of a retard football player with about as much charisma as a cricket bat. You don't have to be smart, or witty, or interesting or unique or caring or any of that shit. You have to be a douchebag who moves from woman to woman treating them all like shit and bragging about it to your meathead sports buddies.
Nobody I have talked to knows what girls want. I see chicks walking around town with some complete dropkick who hasn't read a book in his life. Some poorly dressed imbecile with a shitty, mundane and generic personality. Yeah this I am sure has been stated by many, but I felt the need to reiterate.
I know a heap of smart, cool guys that are great to be around that don't have girlfriends (and no, they're not fat OR ugly). And yet there are dropkick fuckwits running around in their football jerseys who list their interests as 'going to the gym' and Akon is my favourite artist' or 'I admire Paris Hilton', and yet these drooling fuckheads have all the girls they want.
So please, does anyone know if there are girls that exist who are decent? Also where do I find them?
And yes, I can get laid, I'm not some hell fugly guy.
I still LOVE this SO much.
haha he sounds like a douchehaha fuck up ugly socially inept virgin
and you wonder why no girls like you hahaha
No matter what they say on paper the fact is they don't want some cool, interesting guy that gives as much as half a shit about their opinions and feelings.
I am a girl and I can tell you for a fact that I absolutely hate the dropkick guys, seeing as they bullied me and hate me still for reasons unknown to me...
Hey team, just gonna throw out this crazy hypothesis I've been mulling about for a while.
Girls are shit.
No matter what they say on paper the fact is they don't want some cool, interesting guy that gives as much as half a shit about their opinions and feelings. Barely any girls have any interest in anything even mildly intellectual and the ones that do are either extremely prude or taken by some asshole.
Chicks want some intellectual cesspit of a retard football player with about as much charisma as a cricket bat. You don't have to be smart, or witty, or interesting or unique or caring or any of that shit. You have to be a douchebag who moves from woman to woman treating them all like shit and bragging about it to your meathead sports buddies.
Nobody I have talked to knows what girls want. I see chicks walking around town with some complete dropkick who hasn't read a book in his life. Some poorly dressed imbecile with a shitty, mundane and generic personality. Yeah this I am sure has been stated by many, but I felt the need to reiterate.
I know a heap of smart, cool guys that are great to be around that don't have girlfriends (and no, they're not fat OR ugly). And yet there are dropkick fuckwits running around in their football jerseys who list their interests as 'going to the gym' and Akon is my favourite artist' or 'I admire Paris Hilton', and yet these drooling fuckheads have all the girls they want.
So please, does anyone know if there are girls that exist who are decent? Also where do I find them?
And yes, I can get laid, I'm not some hell fugly guy.