They dropped Comparative Literature eons ago my uneducated friend. Many have put the Board's decision down to simple lack of interest by students, some have even gone as far as saying the decision spontaneously dawned on them at the realization that the subject was in fact, complete balls.
However, I, unlike any of my predecessors, have mathematically developed a new insight as to why Comparative Literature saw the door. (Rhyme intentional. I am, perhaps, that good.) A particular colleague of mine, who's name will remain undisclosed due to his ethnicity, alerted me that the Chairman of the Board Of Studies is in fact rather socially awkward. Upon further analysis i found this to indeed be the case. You may ask how i managed to prove such bold claim, well ask you may. I have discovered a truly marvelous proof, of which this margin is unfortunately too narrow to contain.
Now, we denote the Chairman of the Board Of Studies with "i". We also have observed that the Chairman, i (not i, as in myself, but in fact, as previously denoted, "i"), usually tries to talk to only about 0 to 2 people at one time, usually with a very half hearted attitude. As a result of this, he always ends up alone.
If we hence set up an equation depicting the Chairman, "i", trying to integrate with 0 to 2 people with a half hearted attitude, always resulting in him having zero companionship, we can attempt to deduce a solution 'x' to the problem.
2
i ∫ 1/2 dx. = 0
0
2
i [x/2] = 0
0
i [1 - 0] = 0
i = 0
but i = √-1
∴ i ≠ 0
∴ The Chairman's problem has NO SOLUTION.
IT IS THE CHAIRMAN THAT IS CAUSING THESE SUBJECTS TO BE DROPPED.
HE IS CAUSING THE POOR ECONOMY IN THE FIRST STAGE OF WALES.
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE TO GET d$/dt POSITIVE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
HE WON’T STOP UNTIL THERE IS NO MORE SUBJECTS!!
BRING BACK COSMOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!