Rules for Customers (6 Viewers)

[mitch179]

Civic Video:

- If you have late fees and tell me your wife is in labour. No, your wife didn't have a baby. How do I know? Because you rented Star Wars.

Haha! That's just awesome.

 

[bdude]

No, it's not appropriate for you to run down the personal health aisle spraying copious amounts of different deodorants in the air.

 

[Live Laugh Love]

Woolies.


Just because I work in the bakery department, doesn't mean you can make jokes about which buns you'd like to feel after my shift finishes.
And just because I work at Woolies, doesn't mean I can tell you where you can get EVERYTHING ("Can you tell me where the parsely is? The tomatoes? Where can I find the lemon juice? A kiss? ")

Eurgh.

Omfg you have got to be kidding

No, it's not appropriate for you to run down the personal health aisle spraying copious amounts of different deodorants in the air.

Exactly.
Customers; I WILL stare you down if you stick a deodorant can up your sweaty shirt and use it. Just buy it you cheap lazy fuck!

 

[wixxy2348]

Omfg you have got to be kidding

No, unfortunately, I kid not.
It was utterly mortifying.

 

[wixxy2348]

I hate those staff members. Because mostly I'm the person that they refer the customer to. :burn:

Heh.
More often than not it's the nearest longlife person, as opposed to the service desk. That, or I make up an aisle number if I don't have a clue.


UNLESS I am bored and want to bludge, in which case I personally deal with the customer's enquiry myself

 

[babikakez]

Heh.
More often than not it's the nearest longlife person, as opposed to the service desk. That, or I make up an aisle number if I don't have a clue.


UNLESS I am bored and want to bludge, in which case I personally deal with the customer's enquiry myself

Thats allright, my main gripe is that on Sunday afternoons I am the only person on the whole shop floor - so I get every question under the sun - from perishables, to produce and of course, end of week grocery specials.
I don't mind so much at the service desk - because then its obvious to the customer that I can't help them with milk.

 

[jaredtomas]

Civic Video:

- If you have late fees and tell me your wife is in labour. No, your wife didn't have a baby. How do I know? Because you rented Star Wars.

Hahaha. I work at a video store too. I love hearing the excuses people come up with.

 

[RohanZ]

(also according to law we only have to refund or exchange if the item is faulty so i return policy is actually generous)

Wait, what?

So ... your idea of 'generous' is refunding or exchanging an item with an obvious defect?
How refreshing.

 

[gcchick]

Target:
When I'm on refunds, and you want to make a purchase, NO, I will NOT serve you at the refunds counter, even if I have no customers. You're not more important than the other 20 customers waiting in line at the registers to purchase, you can wait your fucking turn you impatient spack.

 

[gcchick]

Omfg you have got to be kidding



Exactly.
Customers; I WILL stare you down if you stick a deodorant can up your sweaty shirt and use it. Just buy it you cheap lazy fuck!

Ahahaha once I went into KMart and pretended to be "testing" foundation, when I was actually putting some on to go out that night

 

[cassieagill]

Wait, what?

So ... your idea of 'generous' is refunding or exchanging an item with an obvious defect?
How refreshing.

no, we will exchange the item within one week of purchase, which in relation to the law is generous

 

[Silver Persian]

If it has been busy and you have been waiting for a few minutes, use this time to make sure you know what you would like to purchase and to withdraw an appropriate quantity of money from your wallet. I will hit you if you stand around for ten minutes gawping at our products or fiddling with change when there are a dozen other customers there.

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

Listen when I am talking to you. Don't keep asking the same question over and over until I give you the answer you want to hear, it's not going to happen.

 

[x.christina]

m8 if its fucking store policy, it's fucking store policy.

Customer: I want return this, I buy early today
Me: Um, you can't because its a sale item, store policy
Customer: But I want return I buy today only!
Me: IT'S STORE POLICY /gets manager
Manager: Can't return, it's store policy


Man i wish we could blame everything on store policy e.g.
Customer: Can I just check this lotto ticket?
Me: Nup, store policy

 

[ambermorn]

^ Ugh I hate that, my work has had a sale for the past few weeks and people keep bringing stuff back, even after we've warned them before they've paid that they can't return it, it's on their receipt that they can't return sale items and there's giant signs around the store saying "No exchange or refund on sale items". Are they blind, deaf, stupid or all three?

 

[babikakez]

stupid usually covers it all

 

[x.christina]

if the doors to the shop are closed, its locked and the sign says closed, omg would you fucking believe it WE'RE ACTUALLY CLOSED MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[Live Laugh Love]

Ahahaha once I went into KMart and pretended to be "testing" foundation, when I was actually putting some on to go out that night

Lol, I think that's a bit different though. I saw a heaps fat dude do it (put on deodorant up his shirt) and it just disgusted me.

 

[Live Laugh Love]

if the doors to the shop are closed, its locked and the sign says closed, omg would you fucking believe it WE'RE ACTUALLY CLOSED MOTHERFUCKERS

Bahaha

 

[jaredtomas]

if the doors to the shop are closed, its locked and the sign says closed, omg would you fucking believe it WE'RE ACTUALLY CLOSED MOTHERFUCKERS

Seriously people are so stupid. Just about every close shift I do I get some customer coming up to me while I'm locking the front door saying "OH YOU'RE CLOSED?! Can you just let me get one thing!! I'll just be one minute!!"