2009 official "funny quirks of my day" thread (2 Viewers)

[blue_chameleon]

I drove my imaginary car to uni today. I went along footpaths and stuff, was probably doing like 4km/h and ended up finally getting to uni after like, 15 minutes.

I has no car.

 

[axlenatore]

the chemistry lecture/lecturer got so boring the people in front of my were drawing various ways of killing her

 

[em_516]

I drove my imaginary car to uni today. I went along footpaths and stuff, was probably doing like 4km/h and ended up finally getting to uni after like, 15 minutes.

I has no car.

I wish my car went along footpaths. Muahahaha.

Lol Alex (if it's not your name, it is now), one time my mate randomly drew all this crap about my lecturer, including her hairy legs in sandals. Laughed uncontrollably for a good while and got a million death stares

 

[The_highwayman]

i was going 50 in a 90 zone today

i cried a little

haha the physics lecture got up on the table and dropped a text book and a piece of paper to demonstate a point he was making, and he did it a few times, and we were like haha nice way to damage a $120 textbook, but lucky it was hes

when he was finished with it he handed it to a kid in the front row, all 250 people in the lecture room started booing the lecturer for it

hahahahaha

 

[axlenatore]

actually today was quite a funny day, in chemistry again, there was this board thing behind the lecturer which looked like a giant pack of cards, but we decided it was normal size and that the lececture is just a similar size to that of a packet of cards, and then started playing wheres wally with the lecturer

 

[jumb]

I drove my imaginary car to uni today. I went along footpaths and stuff, was probably doing like 4km/h and ended up finally getting to uni after like, 15 minutes.

I has no car.

In all fairness, you were probably travelling faster than me.

 

[Zrap]

Really regret driving today, took like an hour to find parking, was goin 40 on the freeway since there was a MASSIVE queue, and parked illegally at the Architecture
parking area. Thought i was the luckiest dude finding a carpark but it was a staff
parking, didnt even know and some bitch had a go at me. Only lucky thing to
happen was pretty sure i just got to my car and a when I was driving away
security drove past and my sis said they were fining cars lol.
Does anyone have the tutor Patrick Goh for Accounting, prolly the funniest guy alive.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Does anyone have the tutor Patrick Goh for Accounting, prolly the funniest guy alive.

Yeah, I could talk all day about Patrick. He is a champion! You'll eventually understand his humour, and that he laughs at his own jokes. Just go along with this.

In all honesty though, he is probably the best tutor for 1st/2nd year Accounting subjects out there. When you do enough accounting subjects, you really do treasure the tutors/lecturers with a bit of personality that don't just follow the overheads.

 

[em_516]

Quirk of my day: Chris pleasuring a carrot.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Quirk of my day: Chris pleasuring a carrot.

I know you got a little hot and bothered from the sight of me caressing that carrot.


Don't deny it.

 

[em_516]

Ahahhaha fucking hilarious
A few minutes later you were talking and I struggled to contain my laughter again just thinking about it.

 

[jumb]

I know you got a little hot and bothered from the sight of me caressing that carrot.


Don't deny it.

who wouldn't get "hot and bothered"?

 

[The_highwayman]

I know you got a little hot and bothered from the sight of me caressing that carrot.


Don't deny it.

She was probably scoping for tips.

 

[blue_chameleon]

She was probably scoping for tips.

Oh, you.

 

[em_516]

She was probably scoping for tips.

Jealous?

 

[The_highwayman]

Jealous?

not yet.
show me what you've learned.

 

[jumb]

and then youtube it.

 

[axlenatore]

i got sunburnt at the uni today

its depressing

 

[The_highwayman]

that happened to me last week.
but it would happen anywhere if i was exposed to the sun for more than 15 minutes.

 

[axlenatore]

it was because of my four hour break, we sat down on a table in the shortland courtyard thingy and the sun decided to shine on us, and i stayed in my seat for the 4 hours