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Uncle

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The lemon detox diet, does it actually work or is it a diet?
It claims to cleanse your body from those, egad, toxins!
A diet must somehow assist in losing weight does it not?
Yes I somehow believe it does reduce your mass.
Please do explain how!
By reducing the energy intake consumed and therefore decreasing muscle mass and for the individual who does not exercise restraint, let the acidity of the "diet" to overwhelm and burn the stomach lining in your body. You won't have the energy or integrity to have your next glass!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
 

katie tully

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im going to live off nothing but lemon juice for a month

LOOK HOW MUCH WEIGHT I'VE LOST
I
AM
AN
AMAZING
GENIUS

pay me
 

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it may clean your body internally, but in the long run it will make you gain more weight...
 

katie tully

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how
does it clean your body internally

this does not make sense
it doesn't
clean your body
internally

you have mechanisms that do it for you, without drinking fucking lemon water

wake
up
 

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Yes, it's an amazing pair of organs called the "kidneys".
 

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HAHAHAHAHA what.

"Pushed out the tar"? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
 

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