Riet
Tomcat Pilot
I have a proposal for how we can solve the current economic crises within Australia (and possibly even the world). It's really quite simple, and consists of a few key principals that will make Australia the greatest country on earth, and also the most fair and free.
Firstly some background information.Australia has a population of approximately 21.5 million people, a gdp of approximately $1Trillion dollars and a land area of 7,741,220 km^2.
Firstly I propose that as we have seen in the last few months, the Prime Minister (AKA the Chairman of the Cabinet), and his Labor Party (henceforth referred to as the party), know much better than any of us what we each need and what is best for us. Therefore I propose that we no longer need elections as they only serve the purpose of limiting the time period over which the party's goals can be achieved. We have had changing balances of power over the last 108 years and since it is safe to assume that each time a new Chairman has been elected, they have been better than the previous, it is a correct assumption that Chairman Rudd is the greatest in our history.
Secondly, since "a team is only as fast as his slowest man", it is clear that how rich our richest person is isn't nearly as important as how rich our poorest person is. Therefore the second goal of the party is the abolition of private accumulation of wealth. This includes the abolition of all inheritence, private ownership of superfluous assets and the introduction of a new tax scheme.
The new tax scheme aims to provide each Australian with an equal oppertunity regardless of intelligence, aspiration, motivation or desire. Starting from July 1st Chairman Rudd proposes that the tax rate is raised to 100% for all people. Once the Party's central bank has control of this unhealthy excess wealth it will be redistributed to each person evenly, minus a percentage kept by the government for services such as health and education. These services are equate to about 20% of total GDP.
Each man who supports the chairman and the party will from July 1 receive an annual stipend of $46510.
In order to maintain greater equality the archaic notion of land ownerships (a throwback to feudal times) shall be abolished. Each person shall be allocated a house and plot of farming land exactly according to his needs. Families may have houses no bigger than is necessary to maintain a healthy existence. Overall this will result in each person owning approximately 0.37 km^2 (land area/population, subtracting what Chairman Rudd has deemed necessary land for mining of precious party resources). With this new system each man will be able to produce the sustenance necessary to keep himself alive when during the 3 days he is not working at one of the parties glorious factories.
As mentioned previously the Party, with direct oversight from Chairman Rudd will ensure that each child in Australia receives free education and training in the arts of argriculture and manufacturing. Where more specialised training is required such as in the fields of Engineering, Medicine and Intelligence, this training will also be provided by the Party. For utmost efficiency these people shall be chosen by the Party, usually from within party ranks, but extending to children and relatives of Party members to extend the equality of the system.
To maintain utmost happiness there will be universal free healthcare to every man in Australia as deemed necessary by the Party (under his greatness Chairman Rudd's oversight). No expense shall be spared in making sure each man can continue working all his days. Such that this is not possible it shall be made possible through Chairman Rudd's greatness by reducing the man's allocated days.
Of course some of you may object to my proposal, and this has also been incorporated into my manifesto. Should any man commit slander, sedition or treason against the Party or The Chairman, he shall be calmly transferred to one of the parties institutions where he can renew his education in on of the glorious free schools. After this he shall have no problem returning to work laying the new infrastructure in one of the many workpower consolidation camps around the country!
As you can see this system will ensure equality, happiness, and provide a greater standard of living for every Australian. Thank you for listening. I see no need to discuss this any further.
Firstly some background information.Australia has a population of approximately 21.5 million people, a gdp of approximately $1Trillion dollars and a land area of 7,741,220 km^2.
Firstly I propose that as we have seen in the last few months, the Prime Minister (AKA the Chairman of the Cabinet), and his Labor Party (henceforth referred to as the party), know much better than any of us what we each need and what is best for us. Therefore I propose that we no longer need elections as they only serve the purpose of limiting the time period over which the party's goals can be achieved. We have had changing balances of power over the last 108 years and since it is safe to assume that each time a new Chairman has been elected, they have been better than the previous, it is a correct assumption that Chairman Rudd is the greatest in our history.
Secondly, since "a team is only as fast as his slowest man", it is clear that how rich our richest person is isn't nearly as important as how rich our poorest person is. Therefore the second goal of the party is the abolition of private accumulation of wealth. This includes the abolition of all inheritence, private ownership of superfluous assets and the introduction of a new tax scheme.
The new tax scheme aims to provide each Australian with an equal oppertunity regardless of intelligence, aspiration, motivation or desire. Starting from July 1st Chairman Rudd proposes that the tax rate is raised to 100% for all people. Once the Party's central bank has control of this unhealthy excess wealth it will be redistributed to each person evenly, minus a percentage kept by the government for services such as health and education. These services are equate to about 20% of total GDP.
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Let x be each persons annual stipend
GDP = ~1,000,000,000,000
Pop = ~21,500,000
x = (GDP*0.8)/Pop
x=~46510In order to maintain greater equality the archaic notion of land ownerships (a throwback to feudal times) shall be abolished. Each person shall be allocated a house and plot of farming land exactly according to his needs. Families may have houses no bigger than is necessary to maintain a healthy existence. Overall this will result in each person owning approximately 0.37 km^2 (land area/population, subtracting what Chairman Rudd has deemed necessary land for mining of precious party resources). With this new system each man will be able to produce the sustenance necessary to keep himself alive when during the 3 days he is not working at one of the parties glorious factories.
As mentioned previously the Party, with direct oversight from Chairman Rudd will ensure that each child in Australia receives free education and training in the arts of argriculture and manufacturing. Where more specialised training is required such as in the fields of Engineering, Medicine and Intelligence, this training will also be provided by the Party. For utmost efficiency these people shall be chosen by the Party, usually from within party ranks, but extending to children and relatives of Party members to extend the equality of the system.
To maintain utmost happiness there will be universal free healthcare to every man in Australia as deemed necessary by the Party (under his greatness Chairman Rudd's oversight). No expense shall be spared in making sure each man can continue working all his days. Such that this is not possible it shall be made possible through Chairman Rudd's greatness by reducing the man's allocated days.
Of course some of you may object to my proposal, and this has also been incorporated into my manifesto. Should any man commit slander, sedition or treason against the Party or The Chairman, he shall be calmly transferred to one of the parties institutions where he can renew his education in on of the glorious free schools. After this he shall have no problem returning to work laying the new infrastructure in one of the many workpower consolidation camps around the country!
As you can see this system will ensure equality, happiness, and provide a greater standard of living for every Australian. Thank you for listening. I see no need to discuss this any further.
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