Talking About Sex (1 Viewer)

[AutumnOf69]

Ive been with my boy for 2 months now + I dont know how to talk to him about sex. What do I do????

 

[jumb]

What is there to talk about?

 

[settle*precious]

I'm sure he knows the biology of it all.









but seriously, if you can't bring it up in conversation, you probably aren't ready to do the deed.

 

[L]

you should discuss it with his parents

 

[4theHSC]

you should discuss it with his parents

ROFL

 

[iamsickofyear12]

What do I do????

Break up. You are clearly not mature enough to be in a relationship.

 

[axlenatore]

Draw him a diagram, make it to scale, ie give him a small penis, so if he says "mines bigger" say prove it and rape him

the end

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

I'm sure he knows the biology of it all.









but seriously, if you can't bring it up in conversation, you probably aren't ready to do the deed.

this.

in a 'mature' relationship at this age, talking about sex should be something that comes fluidly and maturely prior to the deed being done.








that, or jump on top and ride it home while hes asleep

 

[Will Shakespear]

I'm sure he knows the biology of it all.









but seriously, if you can't bring it up in conversation, you probably aren't ready to do the deed.

"so tell me, how much do you know about meiosis?"

 

[axlenatore]

this.

in a 'mature' relationship at this age, talking about sex should be something that comes fluidly and maturely prior to the deed being done.








that, or jump on top and ride it home while hes asleep

sshhhh you fap too much

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

sshhhh you fap too much

but i can talk about it openly, maturely, and fluidly
SO ITS OKAY!

you love it.

 

[Born Dancer]

Ive been with my boy for 2 months now + I dont know how to talk to him about sex. What do I do????

approach him one day and ask "may i please skate your rail?"

 

[moll.]

this.

in a 'mature' relationship at this age, talking about sex should be something that comes fluidly and maturely prior to the deed being done.








that, or jump on top and ride it home while hes asleep

You've done that many a time, haven't you?

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

You've done that many a time, haven't you?

<.<
yes.

well actually no because unless hes sleeping with a hard on or dead to the world and doesnt wake up when you blow him, its very hard to do it with them asleep for the entirity of the thing,

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

also, two months and you want to fuck him?
i mean, im really in no position to judge considering i wasnt even dating my boyfriend the first time we fucked, but still.

patience, kiddo. good things in time
etc etc

 

[litany]

What is there to talk about?

No really, what IS there to talk about?

Either you want him; at which point there is nothing to talk about. Or.. You don't, at which point - well, what do you know? - there is nothing to talk about.

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

No really, what IS there to talk about?

Either you want him; at which point there is nothing to talk about. Or.. You don't, at which point - well, what do you know? - there is nothing to talk about.

uhm, contraception, premarital sex beliefs, concequences if you do end up getting knocked up and how itll be handled
or am i just too practical and straight up with my sexual partners?

 

[Pain]

uhm, contraception, premarital sex beliefs, concequences if you do end up getting knocked up and how itll be handled
or am i just too practical and straight up with my sexual partners?

No. You're a realist. That's great. People like you give me hope in humanity. And this thread is full of 'lulz'; If you wanna have sex, like...he's a guy...It's not like you have to convince him or anything...shit. Unless you're fat and cankerous, in which case, I recommend Rohypnol.

 

[litany]

uhm, contraception, premarital sex beliefs, concequences if you do end up getting knocked up and how itll be handled
or am i just too practical and straight up with my sexual partners?

Oh, is that what the author was referencing? I had trouble deciphering the most ambiguous, helpless plea for help that I have ever encountered.

In that case, it's pretty simple. One merely opens up one's mouth - no, not for that you dirty bastard/s - and discuss the topic.

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

a sharp blow to the head is easier and cheaper than rhohypnol fyi