Aunty Jack lives in Wollongong!:rofl:
*singing* "Farewell Aunty Jack,
We know you'll be back
Though you're 10 feet tall
You don't scare us at all.
You're big, bold and tough
But you're not so rough
There's a scream as she plummets away ('allo me little luvlies)
(Spoken over the chorus progression)
So remember, you better listen to this song real close coz i'll tell you what,if you don't,
I'm gonna jump through your speakers and rip your bloody arms off...and I will too...
Don't forget it...Especially you stupid.
She rides a black bike (I do)
And drives through the night (Right)
She's big, round and fat
But don't dare tell her that (flaming one arm...)
Coz she gets so mean
Her glove starts to gleam
There's a scream as she plummets away (goodbye me little luvlies)
Oh we really really love you
And we think the world about you
Won't you please come back to our house
Please come back dear Aunty Jack
Now you've gone away and left me
Aunty Jack please don't forget me
Just remember I'll be waiting
At the gates dear aunty Jack
Yes I think I must be dreaming
I can hear your bike a screaming
And I know you're coming near me
Now you're back dear Aunty Jack (I'm back)
Farewell Aunty Jack, (Make up your bloody mind)
We know you'll be back
Though you're 10 feet tall
You don't scare us at all (I've heard that before)
You're big, bold and tough
But you're not so rough
There's a scream as she plummets away (G'bye me little luvlies)
(Spoken over the chorus progression)
I'm really off this time....Like a piece of cheese"