Tired of being single. - Need Serious Help (2 Viewers)

[happyme]

I'm extremely tired of being single.

I've been single for most of my life.

I don't know what i'm doing wrong, yes i'm shy DAMN.

I've tried improving myself.

I simply can't approach girls at the malls, coffee shops, bars etc...

I'm extremely tired.

I want to have good opening lines and i need help from attractive girls perspective what i should do to meet attractive ladies prefer asians as i'm chinese myself.

Please do help me.

 

[Loz#1]

Get in line, I'm sick of it too but I'm okay on my own.

Basically, I just agree. I have no advice, sorry.

 

[Jezapbo]

Man, lines are so lame. Use them if you wanna get laughed at or slapped. depending on the type of line. Oh and swearing to start threads online doesnt give a good instant look at ur personality. Why'd a girl dig someone who swears lots?

 

[peepee]

you probably hear this all the time but, don't try to "improve" yourself, just be yourself.

 

[Jago]

Your problem probably lies in the following:

1. You are ugly.
2. You are boring.
3. You are too short (common for asian guys)
4. You suck at the humour.
5. You suck at conversation in general.
6. You're so shy and reserved it's a turn off for girls.
7. Your standards are too high.
8. You smell.





Good luck there.

 

[Jago]

you probably hear this all the time but, don't try to "improve" yourself, just be yourself.

i wouldn't suggest this.

 

[Lundy]

Put an ad in the paper

 

[Jezapbo]

now now Jago, dont be too harsh. we're building his confidence not shooting him down as well.

 

[happyme]

Your problem probably lies in the following:

1. You are ugly.
2. You are boring.
3. You are too short (common for asian guys)
4. You suck at the humour.
5. You suck at conversation in general.
6. You're so shy and reserved it's a turn off for girls.
7. Your standards are too high.
8. You smell.


Good luck there.

1) I ain't ugly at least i think so, several attractive asian girls look at me daily. Couple i catch looking at me but the thing is i have the confidence to approach but just dont have that FIRST LINE!

2) No, i enjoy new challenges.

3) Yes, i am the average size Asian.

4) Some what, alot of girls said i'm cocky and funny others say i'm ignorant/arrogant. But i tend to able to crack alot of sex witty comments etc.. if the girl is a talker.

5) Yes, i'm not. Big problem : - (

6) I'm not really shy, but yes shy-not shy. Bit of both.

7) My standard? HaHa..

8) How do i smell, when i use cologne usually polo sport blue or cool water or trusadi light.

 

[Jago]

If he doesn't acknowledge his weaknesses, how can he improve?

 

[happyme]

i wouldn't suggest this.

Why are you trying to lower my self esteem.

STOP IT OK!

 

[peepee]

you probably hear this all the time but, don't try to "improve" yourself, just be yourself.

i wouldn't suggest this.

LOL

987654321

 

[happyme]

If he doesn't acknowledge his weaknesses, how can he improve?

My weaknesses:


1) I don't have the opening line: "Hi" how gay would that be in a street, mall, bar setting? Make sense?

2) I tend to be quiet, when first talking to someone.


These are my 2 main weakness.

 

[Jago]

haha, i didn't mean it that way. You must try to improve yourself, but make sure you do it because YOU want to, not because you think it'll bring the womenz.

 

[Loz#1]

You're all a pack of bastards. I never thought I, of all people, would be saying this, but I sympathize with him. So shut the fuck up.

 

[Jago]

My weaknesses:


1) I don't have the opening line: "Hi" how gay would that be in a street, mall, bar setting? Make sense?

2) I tend to be quiet, when first talking to someone.


These are my 2 main weakness.

1) and a pickup line would work better? please. In a bar setting, go hey wanna dance?

2) That won't do. Change.

Edit: Who said i didn't sympathise(sp?) with him?

 

[happyme]

Sometimes being single can be fun.

Don't say that to me : - *(

 

[Jezapbo]

Oh some of the girls I know are natstar... *rubs face fro where I got slapped*.. I so didnt deserve that!.... Jago, a guy without an ego loses his touch..... thats even worse than admitting ur weaknesses

 

[Jezapbo]

hey Loz, i am trying to be helpful

 

[Jago]

come again jezapbo?