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[CieL]

I'm sure at least one time during the duration of employment, something 'memorable' has happened to each and every one of us.

Today I was almost traumatised.

I was working a night shift today. Had a 15min break and decided to step outside to the side of the store where we have seats to sit on. There is also a trolley bay running alongside the store. The seats were wet so I decided to sit on the frame of the trolley bay, facing the wall.

Suddenly I hear this dribbling noise behind me on the other end of the trolley bay. There was an old man who's a regular at the store standing facing me with his arms on his hips. It was really dark so I couldnt really make out anything. It had also been raining, so I thought the sound probably came from the pipes..

But I listened closer, and looked at the gound.. There was a huge patch of wetness on the ground where the old man was standing.

I was like OH MY GOD. This guy is fucking pissing in public, facing me. Disgusting.

I run past him [avoiding the huge puddle he made] and into the store. I see him all the time when I'm working too! Served him several times.

About two hours later he comes into the store and lines up in my lane. He was holding two bottles and a loaf of bread in his dirty hands. I greet like usual, he says he's good, and asks me how I am. Of course I say, "I'm great".. and then he lowers his voice and says, "You tell me you're great.......... but how are you really?"

And I'm like, "Oh... i'm really good. Seriously."

Like what else am I meant to say? "I loooooooooooove watching old men piss in public" ?

 

[unluckyinlove07]

sonds heaps traumatic

definitely worth writing a thread about

 

[shinji]

wow.

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that is like..


wow....
didn't he smell after he pissed his pants??? :S

And ew... hygiene. =_=

 

[wuddie]

don't we already have threads for whinging about customers?

 

[scarybunny]

I think this is a fairly valid whinge, though.

 

[Stevo.]

I thought a girl of your pedigree would be working in an office or something, not some check out counter.

 

[CieL]

Doesn't have to be about customers.
Nor do you have to whinge. I laugh at them all the time.

I remember two years ago when I was a waitress.. I was walking past the kitchen area where the chefs put the plates of food out, ready to be taken away..

And suddenly I hear the head chef say, "Bo, get a chux and wipe my ass............. I sat on bloody bubblegum".. then he leans over the counter..

And the little asian apprentice chef felt obliged to do it ahahah so through the window you see him with his face close to the chef's ass....... with all the other chefs whipping out their camera phones and trying to take off Bo's clothes to make it look like some gay porno.