pick-up lines (1 Viewer)

[future gator]

we all know there are the nice pick-up lines, like did it hurt when you fell from heaven, and there are the bad ones like, nice shoes, wanna fuck? well, lets see which ones you got, post then all, good or bad.

 

[GaDaMIt]

Uhh, never actually used one. Just joke around with friends so I'm guessing I'm more likely to get slapped?

Anyways

"I bet you $40 you're gonna reject me"

"Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I'm seeing myself in your pants"

 

[SlaminSammy]

we all know there are the nice pick-up lines, like did it hurt when you fell from heaven, and there are the bad ones like, nice shoes, wanna fuck? well, lets see which ones you got, post then all, good or bad.

Pick up lines are REALLY REALLY REALLY going to work arnt they.... hehemmm LMAO.... sure sure... what ever... LMAO

 

[Casmira]

"care for a large greek salad"

 

[Collin]

we all know there are the nice pick-up lines, like did it hurt when you fell from heaven

What the hell are you talking about mate, don't tell me you take pick up lines seriously. They're great for a laugh, pretty much it.

 

[future gator]

i know there just for fun, i was just seeing of anyone actually had a really good one or one that was really funny

 

[Aleka]

I like this one -
I want to rearrange the letters of the alphabet and put U and I together.

 

[iamsickofyear12]

Walk up to a girl and give her a towel. When she says "What's this for?" you say "To wipe your face after I cum on it."

 

[Sonic]

this is good i like it might try it notice i've bolded might

 

[danieljarvis]

mmm smell my hanky

 

[Sonic]

this is good i like it might try it notice i've bolded might

this was in response to ALEKA'S post

 

[mr_brightside]

Pickup lines are stupid.
'Nice' pickup lines are just fucking corny and 'bad' ones arent gonna get you any.

Your better of just being funny and polite.

 

[mr_brightside]

mmm smell my hanky

...dont you mean...

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[danieljarvis]

...dont you mean...

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

yeh that one sounds better. dont have my a game tonight

 

[hello_world]

i think joey's "how U doin?" is the best one

 

[KeypadSDM]

we all know there are the nice pick-up lines, like did it hurt when you fell from heaven, and there are the bad ones like, nice shoes, wanna fuck? well, lets see which ones you got, post then all, good or bad.

I topped the state in 4 unit maths. Wanna fuck?

Chuck norris is my son. Wanna fuck?

 

[jesscookie]

i like 'wanna get nailed?' it mostly works... mostly..

 

[EATAPIE]

hahaha, i've heard this one somewhere:

Hey, fck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

 

[EATAPIE]

ive only eva used a line once and it wasnt really a pickup line

id hookd up with this hcik the nite b4 and it was one of those momoents where u no sumthings gonna happen sooner or lata

anyway i just go 'did we kiss last nite?' and she was like 'hmm...i think so' and im like 'was it any good' and shes like 'not sure....betta check' and it was on

back in the bedroom half an hour later

haha. (10 ch)